Surprise, this one was from Craigslist... she was a teensy, little Colombian girl, a college student, and forgivably naive. She had this sweater hanging up to dry in our living room once. I told her how cute it was, and she gives me a deadly serious look. "Um, thanks, I might throw…Â
Ive got pretty large breasts. 36F. Sometime I bend over and watch them transform into udders. Then I swing them back and forth because I AM THEIR MASTER! And even though sometime they get me down, it is me who they belong and answer to!!
So I had this one night stand with an asshole. Not an actual asshole, the human being kind of the male sort. After we had sex he kicked me out of his bed to sleep on the living room couch because apparently "when he sleeps with women he doesn't actually 'sleep' with women." Okay,…Â
There is a wonderful little diddy on netflix called "Electric Children." The story follows a young Amish girl, who believes that the baby she carries, was immaculately conceived after listening to music for the first time. She then runs away from her commune, in search for the singer…Â
So I was in bed a top a man in a sexy sort of way, when he tells me, "Goddamn, your curves are like a fucking mom's." Okay, so you find my bountiful hips and bosom inviting, do you? Good to know that where I lack in a child, I make up for in the capacity to bear one. Cool. Just double…Â
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