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How Many Of These 15 Weird Boob Habits Do You Actually Do?

If you don't play them like bongo drums, why do you even have boobs?

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It has come to our attention that some people are not taking full advantage of their own boobs.

They make for extremely useful hand rests, for example.

And incredibly entertaining playthings.

So we want to know: Which of these things have you done with your boobs?

  1. Have you squeezed them in public for no good reason?

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    Duh, no good boob should go unclutched.
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    No, I am not a heathen.
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    Duh, no good boob should go unclutched.
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    No, I am not a heathen.
  1. Have you shimmied even when there was no music?

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    Yes! Shake, shake, shake!
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    Uh, no.
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    Yes! Shake, shake, shake!
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    Uh, no.
  1. Have you played them like bongo drums?

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    I may as well be a professional drummer by now.
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    No, wtf, that hurts.
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    I may as well be a professional drummer by now.
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    No, wtf, that hurts.
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  1. Have you named them?

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    UH, YES? WHO DOESN'T NAME THEIR OWN BOOBS?
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    They're boobs, not people.
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    UH, YES? WHO DOESN'T NAME THEIR OWN BOOBS?
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    They're boobs, not people.
  1. Have you used them as hand warmers?

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    That's pretty much what they're there for, right?
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    Why would I put my freezing cold hands on my boobs?
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    That's pretty much what they're there for, right?
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    Why would I put my freezing cold hands on my boobs?
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  1. Have you grabbed them as you go down stairs?

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    Yes, why wouldn't you avoid the pain?
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    Nah, makes no difference to me.
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    Yes, why wouldn't you avoid the pain?
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    Nah, makes no difference to me.
  1. Have you rested them on a table top while you were sitting just because?

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    Yes, they deserve a break.
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    Why would you do that?
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    Yes, they deserve a break.
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    Why would you do that?
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  1. Have you covered them with your hair and pretended you were a mermaid?

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    Pretty much every time I'm naked, yep.
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    No, my hair's never been long enough — BUT I TOTALLY WOULD.
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    No, you are all freaks.
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Have you covered them with your hair and pretended you were a mermaid?
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    Pretty much every time I'm naked, yep.
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    No, my hair's never been long enough — BUT I TOTALLY WOULD.
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    No, you are all freaks.
  1. Have you put a pencil under your boob to see if it would stay?

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    OBVIOUSLY, that's basically a rite of passage?
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    That's a thing that people do???
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    OBVIOUSLY, that's basically a rite of passage?
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    That's a thing that people do???
  1. Have you used them as a secret hiding place for your money or belongings?

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    Obviously, yes. They're the best place for it.
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    Isn't that what...pockets are for?
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    Obviously, yes. They're the best place for it.
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    Isn't that what...pockets are for?
  1. Have you shoved them together to see what you'd look like with hella cleavage?

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    Yep, a person can dream.
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    No, that's what push-up bras are for.
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    Yep, a person can dream.
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    No, that's what push-up bras are for.
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  1. Have you looked down and gotten distracted by your own cleavage?

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    Who wouldn't want to check them out? They're RIGHT THERE.
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    I am officially convinced you guys are all weird AF.
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Have you looked down and gotten distracted by your own cleavage?
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    Who wouldn't want to check them out? They're RIGHT THERE.
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    I am officially convinced you guys are all weird AF.
  1. Have you let a rogue nipple hair live so you can see how long it will grow?

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    Yeah, I'll pluck that bad boy out OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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    WHY? Why would you do that?
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    Yeah, I'll pluck that bad boy out OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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    WHY? Why would you do that?
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  1. Have you randomly flashed yourself in the mirror when you're alone?

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    Sure, gotta make sure they're still looking good.
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    Literally why.
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Have you randomly flashed yourself in the mirror when you're alone?
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    Sure, gotta make sure they're still looking good.
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    Literally why.
  1. Have you casually made your own nipples hard just because you could?

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    Wait, you mean some people DON'T do that?
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    No. Just no.
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Have you casually made your own nipples hard just because you could?
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    Wait, you mean some people DON'T do that?
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    No. Just no.
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  1. Did we miss any of your favorite ~boob habits~?

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    Yes, and I'm going to tell you about it in the comments so you can do it too.
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    No, this was entirely too thorough as it is.
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    Yes, and I'm going to tell you about it in the comments so you can do it too.
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    No, this was entirely too thorough as it is.
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