Shout out! To all the women that DON'T give head, but wonder why their man cheats..
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 24, 2012
Shout Out! To ALL the people that got OFFENDED by my last Shout Out.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 24, 2012
Who the fuck do these people think they're following?????Oprah??!
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 24, 2012
Hahah the shits funny to me.... Every once in a while I gotta air out some Twitter tough guy. SMH
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 24, 2012
When someone says, "isn't global warming great?", I wanna throw them in to a fire.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 24, 2012
This Winter has made me want to cry. I like a real Winter. I like it when that wind on 72nd and Riverside bites me on the ass.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 24, 2012
I heard a child say 2day that it's raining in NY bc God is crying over how lame the GOP debates were.No...I made that up.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 24, 2012
Flip flops in NYC ...sorry im an OC girl and my feet were killing me twitter.com/TamraBarney/st…
— Tamra Barney (@TamraBarney) February 24, 2012
Flip flops in the rain, really?
— Cory Kennedy (@Cory_Kennedy) February 24, 2012
Hey @NICKIMINAJ Yes I still have my curly hair and yes you can touch it anytime. Come to my show on march 2nd in London!
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) February 24, 2012
Love the hysterical, rabid histrionics that come outta people when I say I still haven't seen The Artist."WHAAAAOHMYGODYOUHAVETOOHMYGODDD"
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) February 24, 2012
Do you think we over did it a little? Nah...Such a fun 80's show today! @todayshow @hodakotb twitpic.com/8o3poe
— Kathie Lee Gifford (@KathieLGifford) February 24, 2012
I'm starting a political/fun trending topic. #KrazyCandidateNamez
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 24, 2012
Bad news, Newt Gingrich. Your new name is Newt GingITISVERYUNLIKELYTHATIWILLVOTEFORYOUrich #KrazyCandidateNamez
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 24, 2012
You're not going to like this Mitt Romney, but your new name is Mitt RomIAMVOTINGFORSOMEONEOTHERTHANYOUney #KrazyCandidateNamez
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 24, 2012
Sorry Rick Santorum, your new name isRick SantIAMNOTVOTINGFORYOUrum #KrazyCandidateNamez
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 24, 2012
You might want to sit down for this news, Ron Paul. Your new name is Ron PMYVOTEISGOINGELSEWHEREaul. #KrazyCandidateNamez
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 24, 2012
Omg! Look who I met backstage at @gma. Uggie from the Artist!! Pups is gonna be so jealous.say.ly/NCw1trz
— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) February 24, 2012
I can't believe it's legal for me to have sex with people who weigh over 100 lbs. less than me. That's practically interspecies.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 24, 2012
Just the cover @inkjunkiemag..instagr.am/p/HZ3c0zCKXQ/
— Jason Weeman Acuna (@iamweeman) February 24, 2012
It would be so rad to see more girls mixing, engineering and producing records!!! Let's go girls!!!
— P!nk (@Pink) February 24, 2012
this is a strange world don't u agree?
— ☯ k®♎∆§µ∆w♬ ☯ ︻╦╤─(@KREAYSHAWN) February 24, 2012
I hope everyone went out and got Next Magazine I'm the cover this month !!!
— Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) February 24, 2012
My dog still gettin it in. Happy Fridayinstagr.am/p/HZ4URiwa2b/
— Ludacris (@Ludacris) February 24, 2012
I should start a company where I help girls with the password to their boyfriends computer. I've never need more than three tries. #class
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 24, 2012
*giggles 2 myself* I've had THE BEST Black History Month/President Day EVER! *smiling deep down*....hope you are 2 Mmmmmmuah!
— Taraji P. Henson (@TherealTaraji) February 24, 2012
@MissyElliott Hey girlie love your page. Just thinking about you saying heyyyyy! Hope all is well with you.
— Tionne T-Boz Watkins (@TheRealTBOZ) February 24, 2012
Just bought a used gas centrifuge on Ebay. If neighbor does not quiet dog I will buildnuclear weapon. #fairwarning
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) February 24, 2012
How many coffees do I need to drink before I feel normal? That is the question.
— zooey deschanel (@ZooeyDeschanel) February 24, 2012
Enjoying portlandia show twitpic.com/8o2m00
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) February 24, 2012
When you drop some balls, just keep juggling! Don’t get so overwhelmed that you drop ALL the balls! #Perezism
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) February 24, 2012
Juggle all the balls you can. #Perezism
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) February 24, 2012
It is said that luck is when preparedness and opportunity meet. I guess bad luck is when something comes in to cockblock those two.
— bob saget (@bobsaget) February 24, 2012
Parking on Sunset sucks-walking a mile to my lunch meeting! Ugh.
— Shannon Elizabeth (@ShannonElizab) February 24, 2012
It's a great fucking day. Great. Fucking. Day. What. Up.
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) February 24, 2012
Excited to have another way to connect with my fans from my team and me…can't wait to hear from you!
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) February 24, 2012
I'm starting to think Chris Brown might not be a great guy.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 24, 2012
berlin 300 am yfrog.com/ocz4hzymj
— John Cusack (@johncusack) February 24, 2012
do you guys like my new hairdo? it's a jeweled weave.
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 24, 2012
It's a rainy Friday here in NYC... sets the perfect vibe for a bit of songwriting...
— Nick Jonas(@nickjonas) February 24, 2012
“@TMZ: If arrested, Chris Brown could be thrown in jail...†@WWE Seems @chrisbrown could use my legal help and help in the ring vs @CMPunk
— David Otunga (@DavidOtunga) February 24, 2012
You guys have no clue what's about to take place in my career...expect the unexpected. All those who follow #MadRespect
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) February 24, 2012
You don't have to take me seriously right now. Soon enough though, you will. #Credible #Respect#ITakeMyselfSeriously
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) February 24, 2012
Some people are so inconcistent on Twitter. It's like they have other things to do.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) February 24, 2012
I need some Go Go Juice this morning. #HoneyBooBooChild
— MichelleTrachtenberg (@RealMichelleT) February 24, 2012
Waited in line behind a lady who wanted 2 sample nearly every kind of soup b4 making a commitment to one.She decided on a bagel instead.
— Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson) February 24, 2012
As my son's in a rocketship getting his hair did, 2 ladies next to me are exchanging pleasantries about #TheVoice . DONT U KNOW WHO I AM!!
— Carson Daly (@carsonjdaly) February 24, 2012
Where have I met this actor before????? Ummmmmm twitter.com/hwinkler4real/…
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) February 24, 2012
with all the traveling i do around AMERICA I have always found woman to be really smart about TAKING CARE OF THEIR OWN BODIES
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) February 24, 2012
Can u imagine me not being able to speak?! Its insane!
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) February 24, 2012
I lost my voice and I need it for tonight!!!
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) February 24, 2012
Stephen Hawking goes to Sex Clubs, he's researching black holes.
— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) February 24, 2012
Stephen Hawking goes to SEX CLUBS because his string theory isn't hard enough.
— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) February 24, 2012
One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 24, 2012
Added excitement for #Oscars . One envelope will contain a live scorpion!
— Billy Crystal (@BillyCrystal) February 24, 2012
Attending Terry Richardson's Event this evening ......
— Dina Lohan (@dinalohan) February 24, 2012