Finally, these child-bearing hips are paying off. This is historic, folks! I am the Rosa Parks of men that Maxim readers want to see back up that bus.
According to the good people at Maxim, I’m hotter than Christina Hendricks, Nicki Minaj, Sofia Vergara, and the other 3.3 billion women in the world.
- Uber finally laid out hard rules for riders: No guns, sex, or barfing, please 🚗❌