Jeff Goldblum Is Off The Market Completely

    Tears and more in today's gossip roundup!

    "It's what I would have done if I wasn't famous. It's a normal thing to do in my country," he told USA TODAY. "It was a way of telling our friends who we hadn't been able to tell before (they saw) some grainy shot of a ring on her finger."

    "But I may fight for gay rights, especially if they dyke is more of a knockout than Janay Rice/ Play nice? Bitch I'll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance/ 'Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens."

    Lorde helped Jennifer Lawrence cover up her boob at the Hunger Games premiere. Girlfriends!

    Kendra Wilkinson is still married to Hank Baskett, despite reports of a split.

    Kelly Osbourne is pissed at the TODAY show for asking questions about Joan Rivers.

    Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg's wedding will kick off their reality show.

    Heidi Montag is offering a place to crash to Amanda Bynes.

    Robert Pattinson bought a new home in the Hollywood Hills.

    Leelee Sobieski gave birth to a baby girl.