Warren G. Harding Elementary SchoolCalvin Coolidge Elementary SchoolGeorge Washington Elementary SchoolAbraham Lincoln Elementary School
It's Warren G. Harding Elementary School!
He doesn't want to go to schoolHe can't put his arms downHe forgot to do his homeworkHe's mad at Ralphie
He can't put his arms down.
He shot his eye outHis brother poked himHe got soap poisoningHis glasses broke
"It 'twas...soap poisoning."
"He had yellow eyes! So help me, God! Yellow eyes!"
The furnaceThe televisionThe radioThe radiator
It's the furnace!
A Santa hatGogglesA monocoleReindeer antlers
He's wearing goggles!
A footballA baseballA soccer ballA basketball
Of course, he later goes on to ask for his Red Ryder BB Gun.
"She just always gives you the nicest things, Ralphie."
BloodhoundGreat DaneGerman ShepherdMastiff
"Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses, had at least 785 smelly hound dogs."
"Silent Night" and "Jingle Bells""Deck the Halls" and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas""Jingle Bells" and "Deck the Halls""Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
"No, no no, not fa ra ra ra ra, fa la la la la!"
How Well Do You Remember "A Christmas Story"?
Don't worry, you've still got some time left!
You were so close to being an expert, but just missed the mark.
You know your trivia! You probably spend each year watching the 24-hour marathon. And it paid off!