In Chopped we trust.

Taylor Owens • 28 days ago

Bonus points if you're taking this quiz at work.

Taylor Owens • 28 days ago

Choose berry wisely.

Taylor Owens • 5 months ago

"I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful."

Taylor Owens • 5 months ago

"I don't like them... I love them."

Taylor Owens • 5 months ago

Get ready for some serious binge-watching.

Taylor Owens • 5 months ago

We can't all be Olive Garden.

Taylor Owens • One year ago

Choose wisely.

Taylor Owens • One year ago

Order your meal and feel God in this Chili's tonight.

Taylor Owens • One year ago

"I don't have any cell service here and it's making me have a rash."

Taylor Owens • One year ago

"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"Score one for the old people!"

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"I was gonna apologize for that and then I forgot."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"Is Mindy Kaling real?"

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"I wanna tell people what to do and then send them far away from me."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"Cats do not abide by the laws of nature."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"First of all, a bitch is killing in the Pokémon."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

"Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking."

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

♫ They alive, dammit! ♫

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago

He's basically the king of the internet.

Taylor Owens • 2 years ago