You know Orlando Bloom.
He's the actor from your favorite movies like the Pirates of the Caribbean and The Hobbit. He's also a UNICEF ambassador. Do I even have to mention that he's insanely hot?
In summer 2016, we were all blessed with nude photos of Orlando paddle boarding on vacation with his now-fiancée Katy Perry, and somehow I *almost* forgot these photos existed.
This week, Orlando sat down with legendary radio personality Howard Stern and dished on the glorious photos that truly deserve to be framed, IMO.
Turns out, the size of his eggplant 🍆 in the paparazzi snaps were all an "illusion," or so he claims...
“It is really not that big. Things are extended on cameras with a big telescopic lens. That was an optical illusion,” he reportedly told Howard while reflecting on the nude photos.
"[My] publicist called to say, 'That is not the worst of it. First of all, there were pictures with a block over it.' And you make some jokes like, 'Have you got a black box big enough to cover it?' And then you suddenly realize somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough."
That pretty much sums up how it happened. But I'm gonna need more receipts that those photos were just an "optical illusion" because it looked pretty legit to me 🧐.
Anyway, thanks for being a good sport and finally addressing the ~elephant~ in the room, Orlando. I appreciate you, regardless. 🥰🤗❤️
