tbobt2006

I got the winner, folks! On his family's vacation, I broke up with him after I caught him in the shower...wait for it...with his half-sister, who was at least ten years older than him, married, with two elementary-aged sons. Yeah.

"Why aren't you drinking?" Because I don't feel like being as much of an a**hole as you are. Also, classes where you're graded on participation. Like, I come to class to learn and to me, that means hearing everyone's input and processing it IN MY HEAD, so there's a perfectly good… Read More

I once got stuck in the doors of the Tube in London while I was on vacation with my parents and older brother. My bro couldn't stop laughing in the Tube station afterwards and I found very creative ways to flip him off the entire rest of the day. I think in his mind it made up for… Read More

Hey....some bitches DO love libraries! *raises hand*

That rat is so effing happy with its mini-teddy bear! And the kitten office! Can I quit my job and work there?

"OMG, you're tall!"...thanks. I hadn't noticed until just this moment (as have been reiterated by others) "Did you play basketball?" Actually, yes I did. In junior high. And I actually had to play on the boy's team since our school didn't have a girl's team yet. And I was still the… Read More

#12 for SHIZZZ!

Oh, dear God, so many I have personally experienced! I've always had short hair (since I was in kindergarten) and as soon as my classmates knew about sexual orientation, they assumed because of my hair, and ONLY my hair, that I was a lesbian. I'm not, but even if I was, like that… Read More