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19 Times R. Kelly Stole The Show In 2013

Robert Kelly put that toot toot, beep beep right back into 2013.

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The year was 2013. R. Kelly, the man deemed the most successful R&B artist of past 25 years — Mr. Bump N' Grind himself — resurged onto the pop circuit. No, he was not itching for a comeback. Robert Sylvester Kelly was just getting started.

1. When a petition called for President Obama to legally change the national anthem to "Ignition (Remix)."

"...America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and—perhaps most importantly—that ‘round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody.”

8. When he became the only person in the world who could turn "Cookies" into something NSFW.


An important excerpt from the song:

Like an Oreo/
I love to lick the middle like an Oreo/
Turn up/ Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo/
I want to bite it and get inside it till I get you gone

9. When "President Kelly" and Gaga channeled JFK and Marilyn Monroe to give one of the best performances at the AMA's.

10. And the great “caption this!” moment of the night as he’s sandwiched in a conversation with these two.

12. When his sweet crooning "Genius" single was actually genius.

In an interview with VIBE, writer Keith Murphy called him a "mad genius" for penning and delivering his own "brand of rhythm and blues: devilish admittances via gospel vocals."

Listen to the smart bedroom single here.

13. When he randomly jumped on a Justin Bieber track, proving pop culture still can’t get enough of Kelly.

Listen to all the ways he and Biebs will "PYD."

15. Speaking of Black Panties, watch him explain the inspiring backstory behind the album title.


"One pair of panties—I think it was a medium?—landed on my lap..."

16. When, in an effort to promote his upcoming album, he launched the first ever "Black Panties Hotline." (Yes, it's a real thing.)

18. When he turned four random topics into sex ballads, proving he's still the undisputed king of freak.

In a video interview with Rolling Stone, he was asked to write four sexy songs about unsexy subjects. On the spot. And he delivered—oh, did he deliver. "With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything," he boasted.

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