Smoked a cigarette?Drank alcohol?Drank so many alcohols you blacked out?Smoked and/or ingested weed?Smoked and/or ingested so much weed you puked?Snorted cocaine?Snorted and/or popped ecstasy or molly?Snorted and/or popped so much ecstasy or molly you were "rolling face"?Ingested a hallucinogen?Tried an illegal drug that hasn’t yet been mentioned?Had sex?Had sex in public?Had sex with a complete stranger?Had sex with multiple partners in one week?Had sex with multiple partners in one day?Had sex with more than two people at once?Had sex with more than three people at once?Had sex with someone 10-plus years older than you?Had a sex tape (homemade or pro)?Owned and/or used sex toys?Owned and/or used objects for sex not intended for sex?Intently listened to your roommate having sex?Had an urge to voyeuristically watch a friend have sex?Voyeuristically watched a friend have sex?Had an urge to pry into your roommate’s room when they weren’t home?Pried into your roommate's room when they weren't home?Sent and/or received nudes?Have nudes of yourself on your phone right now?Have nudes of others on your phone right now?Watched porn?Watch porn at least once a day?Watched porn at work?Watched porn at school?Masturbated in the bathroom at work?Masturbated in the bathroom at school?Had sex at work?Had sex at school?Hooked up with a boss?Hooked up with a professor?Flirted with someone already taken?Flirted with a friend's significant other?Fantasized about a friend's significant other?Gotten into a fist fight?Cheated on a test?Sold drugs?Emotionally and/or physically cheated on a partner once?Emotionally and/or physically cheated on a partner repeatedly?Emotionally and/or physically cheated on multiple partners?Been the person someone else cheated on their partner with?Shoplifted?Shoplifted and got caught?Gambled a small sum (<$100)?Gambled a large sum (>$100)?Met and flirted with a complete stranger online?Met and been sexually intimate with a complete stranger from online?Had a fake ID?Trespassed onto public or private property after dark (see: pools/parks/abandoned buildings)?...and had sexytime there?Attempted to hack into someone’s account/phone/computer?Successfully hacked into someone’s account/phone/computer?Opened someone else’s emails or messages without their permission?Sent an email or message from their account without their permission?Have a questionable search history?...that required you to delete it before someone borrowed your laptop/phone?Experienced and consolidated drugs, alcohol, and sex into one night?Experienced and consolidated drugs, alcohol, sex, stealing, stalking, cheating, and fighting into one night?Been handcuffed (for something kinky)?Been handcuffed (for something for real)?Cussed?
How "Bad" Are You?
Rapper Wale once said that "bad girls ain't no good, and the good girls ain't no fun" and he might as well have been talking about you. You are don't-give-no-shits-Rih-Rih-smoking-a-fat-blunt-in-Hawaii bad. GOOD for you.
You are mostly good with side of bad. Sure, you'll take the occasional drag of a cigarette or skinny dip in a public pool if the opportunity presents itself, but you don't need to do [illegal things] to have fun. The "baddest" thing you might have done is assault a pizza slice into your mouth.
Damn... you bad.
You don't have a single bad bone in your body! You are as innocent as this puppy taking a sweet poop on a sunny Sunday morning.