1. The 2017 revamp of "Strawberry Kisses".
2. Any mention of the words "avocado" and "housing prices" in the same sentence.
Millennials: *eat avocado* Boomers: NO. GET A HOUSE FIRST! Millennials: *stop eating avocado* Boomers: YOU'RE KILLING THE AVOCADO INDUSTRY!
3. And the words "plebiscite" and "postal survey".
Fuck the postal survey. Fuck the govt. Fuck the ACL. Fuck the Anglican/Catholic chrchs. Fuck the No voters. Fuck the obscene waste of money.
4. The fact that the Logies dragged on for about 84 years.
I don't know why the #TVWEEKLogies aren't like the Olympics......on every four years.
5. Every time you heard yet another MP was unsure about their citizenship.
Section 44:
6. Every brand trying to cash in on same-sex marriage.
7. Any mention of Milo Yiannopoulos.
8. Golden Gaytime just constantly trying to do the most.
9. The fact that Vegemite even thought this was a good idea.
Brace yourselves Australia... it's time for VEGEMITE Icy Poles! #Chilled
10. Police social media accounts.
Happy heckin' borkday to PD Belle 🎂
11. Louis Tomlinson and his merry band of One Direction fans.
12. Hipster coffee.
13. And any hipster food arrangements.
14. Jacketgate.
15. The misogynistic men getting air-time on shows like Married at First Sight and The Bachelorette.
16. The announcement of even more dating/relationship-related reality shows.
17. And pretty much every living and breathing politician.
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