You're giving me autumnal Scorpio witch vibes...
*immediately invests in R.E.M. sleep fart tracking technology*
"I think we can all agree the worst zodiac sign is men."
21 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About "The Office" Pilot We Learned On Jenna Fischer And Angela Kinsey's New Podcast
*ferociously subscribes to Office Ladies podcast*
*inhales* Now look at this video of a chicken going apple picking. *exhales*
"IDK what college freshman needs to hear this, but you don't wanna be a psych major, you just need therapy."
Lots of Athletic Jesus™ paraphernalia. Curious...
"I'm sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt."
"Guess who woke up to 17 missed calls from their ex? ...My ex."
Tag yourself — I'm Kacey Musgraves filming Lizzo twerking!!!
Are these celebs Fire, Air, Earth, or Water?!
"A pregnant virgin I can believe, but three wise MEN? ALL IN ONE PLACE?"
Disclaimer: May cause vivid flashbacks to yesteryear.
*immediately plans cross-country road trip based off this list*