22 Fictional Characters Who Are Totally, 100000000% Aries

DISCLAIMER: These are fictional characters who I just think ACT like Aries. They may or may not actually be fictional Aries.

1. Erik Killmonger from Black Panther

Marvel Studios

He's rough around the edges and fucking SEXY. What more proof do you need?!

2. Schmidt from New Girl

FOX

Schmidt is hilarious, immature, and impulsive like most other Aries. And not gonna lie, I've quoted this Schmidt line unironically before and I'm an Aries.

Notice how I just made this about me?

3. Anger from Inside Out

Pixar

I mean, this one's obvious.

4. Ilana Wexler from Broad City

Comedy Central

Aries personality traits: Energetic, enthusiastic, stubborn

Ilana personality traits: Energetic, enthusiastic, stubborn

Case closed, binch!

(Ilana Glazer's an IRL Aries too!!! OMG.)

5. Dr. Alex Karev from Grey's Anatomy

ABC

He overcame a tough upbringing and a bad temper to become a top pediatric surgeon. We loves a ~sensitive~ guy with a rough outer shell!!!

6. Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place

NBC

Accidentally ends up in the Good Place when she's not supposed to be there?

What a forking Aries.

7. Poussey from Orange is the New Black

Netflix

RIP to this goodhearted, fiery soul.

8. Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.

Pixar

Each zodiac sign rules a part of the body, and Aries just so happens to rule the head. Since Mike's body mass is 89% his head, I'm gonna go ahead and say he's an Aries.

9. Pearl from SpongeBob Squarepants

Nickelodeon

Pearl has a demanding presence, a slightly childish inclination, and says "Daddy!!!" way too often. And again, huge physical head.

10. Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock

NBC

He's a powerful network exec who loves the chase and gets bored easily. But alas, he's also played by the IRL Aries king, Alec Baldwin.

11. Kelly Kapoor from The Office

NBC

Aries always want to be the center of attention and love working in sales.

12. Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob Squarepants

Nickelodeon

What, you didn't think this Aries Icon was gonna be on the list?! Puh-lease.

13. Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell

NBC

All evil tween heartthrobs are Aries. This is fact.*

*Not actually fact.

14. Pikachu from Pokémon

Cartoon Network

Cute, sassy, and explosive? Pikachu is loved and feared at once, like Aries!

15. Miley Stewart from Hannah Montana

Disney Channel

The only sign bold enough to sport that knit cardy with that floral miniskirt. (Though I do recognize living a double-life is v v v Gemini.)

16. Maleficent from Snow White

Warner Bros.

SHE HAS RAM-LIKE HORNS!!!!!!!!!

17. Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Paramount Pictures

The charismatic "big man on campus" is tooooooken Aries. Funnily, Matthew Broderick (who plays Ferris) is an Aries IRL too!

18. Cory Baxter from That's So Raven

Disney Channel

A ~flirty~ troublemaker with an entrepreneurial spirit and the catchphrase "Cha-ching!"? Aries.

19. Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

Disney / Pixar

I mean, duh.

20. The man who got his penis piercing stuck inside his ex-wife that one time on Grey's Anatomy

ABC

This just gave off a strong cardinal sign vibe.

21. Shane Oman from Mean Girls

Paramount Pictures

Aries LOVE hooking up in unexpected places, like projection rooms above auditoriums.

22. And lastly, Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy

Cartoon Network

There are just some chaotic energies at play here.

Who are some fictional Aries we missed? Let us know in the comments!