3."We drove out to Vegas for the weekend and he was THE WORST singer. Our trip was literally just FOUR AGONIZING HOURS of listening to someone sing off-key. Still think breaking up with him was justified."
7."I met a guy on Tinder who was ridiculously good looking. But for our first date, he took me to a Civil War re-enactment and told me his past relationships hadn’t worked out because he loves history too much and doesn’t understand why that was a problem."
11."Someone I know ended a relationship because he paid with a $100 bill at the bar and his girlfriend had never seen one before. He said he couldn't be with someone that was impressed over $100. They were in their mid-twenties!"
13."My little sister broke up with her boyfriend after he 'reached his hand into her bag of potato chips and took a handful without asking.' Right after he left our house, she texted him and ended the relationship."
15."I broke up with a boyfriend because he couldn’t chew with his mouth closed. I would remind him but it didn’t stop. Then one night, we were out to dinner and while he was chewing, a piece of food FELL OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!! I just stared at him and he shrugged and continued eating. I calmly put down my napkin, stood up, and left the restaurant (and him.) I never looked back."
21."This guy was nice, but he was quite picky about my music tastes. He came over to my house one day and I caught him throwing out my Kraftwerk records. His excuse was that they were the reason I wasn't 'focused on him enough.' I told him to leave and never talk to me again, then put on my Trans Europe Express album."
24."He farted while we were cuddling in bed one night and instead of laughing it off or simply apologizing, he said (in a baby voice): 'Oopsie, I pooted!' I was instantly not attracted to him anymore and left pretty much immediately."
29."He lived downtown and I could never find parking. One day, I was driving to his apartment and looked for a parking spot for about half an hour. I couldn’t find one, so I decided he just wasn't worth it and broke up with him in a text after I drove home."
32."I broke up with someone because I didn’t like the way he held his fork. He literally held it in his fist and shoveled food like a caveman. My friends still remind me of it to this day, saying 'Poor Fork Guy.'"
34."I broke up with someone because he was allergic to peanuts. Dating him meant I couldn’t eat peanuts anymore because if we kissed, I could kill him. Wasn’t worth giving up Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups."