Dont use Drano on your drains unless it’s an absolute necessity. It eats the pipes. And, if you do use it and have to call the plumber, tell him you put it in there before he sticks his hand in. My husband has been plumbing since he was 16 and his hands are trashed from unannounced drain cleaner

I guess Mufasa was the lion equivalent of Hulk Hogan? But this whole theory can fuck the fuck off

The Oatmeal Scotchie recipe on the back of the butterscotch chips bag. They have a connection to my childhood Christmases and are my favorite Christmas cookie recipe to make. It is so easy and I actually won a ribbon at our county fair with the cookies.

Big Bang Theory makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

Why is there so much hate for cargo pants?

These Words Is Mine, by Nancy E Turner. It would work perfectly on PBS. If you haven’t read the first one, it’s amazing

Those are awesome! I also figured out after a C-section, they are way more supportive while that part hurts than regular pants

A fan. Growing other people makes you hot.

Tomato sauce smell made me urp my entire pregnancy.

My 80 year old mother wanted to see Avenue Q. There is a puppet sex scene. I actually had to tell my mother puppets were going at it doggie-style because she didn’t realize what they were doing.

If these are true, it’s comforting to think our loved ones can come back. I know I occasionally see my gramma’s facial expressions come across my daughter’s face and that is cool

Hugs. I hope you and the baby are OK. I had a c-section 12 weeks early and it was surreal. On top of the almost dying thing, hearing them debate a hysterectomy because the bleeding wouldnt stop, then the smell of them burning my tubes, all while worrying about my tiny baby, way easier than a full term vaginal delivery

New moms can be the judgiest people on the planet. My second one was an emergency and my response to anyone who would make a comment would be, “No, you’re right, dying from pre-ecclampsia would have been way harder

My husband saw what was on the other side of the curtain. He went to see the baby, looked over and saw my intestines. We can never get divorced now.

At least her date didnt get married instead of taking her. Mine asked me to my senior prom as friends, then got married, didn’t tell me, and stood me up. Fun times

The sexual assault doesn’t define you or make you less of a person. You were right to tell the police. Even if your family feels otherwise.

Source for the shoes in 18 please

Open yourself up to opportunities. Explore all the things you think you might be interested in doing. You arent stuck with the career path you chose at 16

Please don’t fuck my makeup. I have searched for the perfect eyeahadow palette for years and dont wnay spooge in it

#20 is the most perfect feeling in the entire world

He is sexy.

This is a good one for kids at Christmas (my kid gets this on Christmas Eve) but you can do it for adults too. PJs, a box of hot chocolate mix, a mug, a box of microwave popcorn, and a good movie.

The location of the Lyons girls. They think they know, but those girls are still missing. We were always told they were victims of white slavery

It should be illegal to call a call center, buy something and not have a pen or an email address handy. It’s 2017, people.