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OK, but can we talk about the fact that Frankenstein's monster looks like Skrillex?!? Or is it just me? Anyone?

Yes, and once we address this let's talk about the fact that PLASTIC PARTS cost over a hundred bucks? Really? Tell me Lego, what's your overhead to produce? Seven dollars? Ten?

Blah, blah, blah -- the midwesterners bagged on us east coast folk during the first polar vortex for shutting down, we bag on the southerners for coming apart at the seams over three inches -- I guess that means the southerners get to insult Cali after the next big mudslide for not… Read More

Two words: That's quiche.

Escalate, escalate, escalate. How do we always end up going from 0-100 without some common sense? Couldn't the police simply asked them to move away from the store entrance because they were blocking it? Oh wait, that's logical -- what was I thinking?

Love them. This is way better when I was five and my mom waited until the last minute to make my Halloween costume. She decided a skeleton would be easy and then couldn't figure out why I was afraid and cried every time I saw myself in the mirror. And then somebody stole the 100… Read More

Hooker, please. This show went off the rails right about the time we all had to see Andy naked at the mystical Greek orgy.

Sadly, three of these pics are currently hanging out on my Pinterest boards. Bonus: I've won several Pinterest contests which have helped financially support my "dream home board" and "mama needs some school clothes, bitch!" board.

Guys, let's not fight. Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n' roll. Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road. (Yes I went there.)

I would just like Amazon to create a virtual future purchase bookshelf for books that aren't released yet so I can stop setting Google reminders for myself every month. FYI: Love the "idea" of a real book and used to have hundreds, but when you literally have to heft and carry… Read More