It's hard to know where to even BEGIN with this saga, but let's start here: Two weeks ago, Jason Derulo posted a very revealing photo on his Instagram page.
People couldn't help but notice what was happening in the crotchular area — specifically, a very noticeable penis outline.
And apparently, Instagram's moderators couldn't help but notice it either, because they took the photo down.
Jason was VERY upset about the photo's removal — at one point claiming it was an example of discrimination.
"I gotta talk to Instagram," Jason told TMZ. "I really do think it's discrimination, all jokes aside. I really do."
Well, today, Jason re-posted the controversial photo on Instagram. And in protest of the platform's discriminatory policies against large penises, he bravely photoshopped a footlong turkey sub on top of his dick.
This is activism!
"Is this better?" he captioned the pic.
Thank you, Jason Derulo, for all your hard work defending the big dick community.