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    21 Dirty Jokes Hidden Inside Kids Movies That You'll Never, Ever Be Able To Unsee

    Not Ratatouille making jokes about tiny dicks...

    Have you ever revisited a favorite movie from your childhood, only to realize there are some REALLY dirty jokes hidden in it?

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    Well, a recent viral Reddit thread had people sharing the R-rated jokes you might have missed in kids movies and TV shows — and several childhood classics are being ruined in the process. Here are some of the top-voted responses:

    1. "The fact that there was a brothel in Aladdin and that all the women there knew Aladdin."

    Aladdin in a brothel
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    2. "In Matilda, Matilda is trying to talk to her mother, who is talking animatedly on the phone. While Matilda is trying to get her attention, the mom says into the phone, 'You should shave yours, it’ll change your life.'"

    3. "The entirety of the Scooby-Doo live-action movie. Never forget that Mary Jane is Shaggy’s favorite name."

    4. "There was an episode of Dexter's Laboratory where the father kept going on about Dexter's mother's muffin, and saying he only married her for her muffin. The whole episode was filled with innuendo."

    Still from Dexter's Laboratory
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    5. "In Coco, everybody laughs when they say Hector died 'choking on chorizo.' 'Choking on chorizo' is Mexican slang for sucking dick."

    6. "In Cars, when the two Mia and Tia ladies flash their pop-ups at McQueen. I didn't realize for years that that was the connotation."

    7. "Hey Arnold: Helga talking about how Arnold makes her 'girlhood tremble.' That girl is 9 years old."

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    8. "In Spider-Man: Homecoming, there’s a short montage of Ned asking Peter lots of questions after finding out he’s Spider-Man. He asks how far Peter can shoot his web and adds, 'If I were you, I’d stand on top of a building and just shoot it as far as I could.' A girl sitting behind them in class turns around with a disgusted look on her face."

    9. "There is that one scene from Ratatouille, when Linguini is about to confess about how Remy is in his hat cooking for him, and says, 'I...have...a little...tiny...' and right after he says 'tiny,' Collette quickly glances down at his pants. I never even noticed it until someone pointed it out to me because it is pretty subtle and easy to miss."

    10. "In Robots, the main character and his wife get the parts for their robot child and exclaim, 'Making the baby's the fun part!'"

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    11. "'Foot size doesn’t matter.' When Anna from Frozen talks about her fiancé."

    12. "I love the part in Puss in Boots where they’re inventorying his stuff when he goes to jail: 'One bottle of catnip??' 'Uh…it is for my glaucoma.'"

    13. "Planet 51, where the astronaut is naked and one alien says, 'That's a funny place for his antenna.'"

    14. "In Shrek, while talking about Snow White: 'Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.' Gets me every time."

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    15. "In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, there’s a scene where the Whos are having a key party."

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    16. "In Toy Story, there is a hook that walks on two feminine-looking legs. Made me chuckle after seeing it."

    17. "This is mild, but I never noticed until I watched it a few years ago. In the beginning scenes of Toy Story, Mr. Potato Head uses his own lips to peck his behind with. He does this while talking about Slinky, implying he's a kiss-ass."

    18. "End of Toy Story 2, Jessie calls Buzz cute. He reacts with his wings popping up."

    19. "In Inside Out: 'There are no bears in San Francisco.' 'I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.'"

    20. "The scene in SpongeBob where Gary catches him watching sea anemone and he quickly changes the channel."

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    And finally...

    21. "In SpongeBob, there is an entire episode where they go on a 'panty raid' to steal women’s underpants. The fact that it made it past the censors still blows my mind."

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    You can read the full thread of responses on Reddit.

    Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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