Hello, world! My name's Stephen, and last night I attended a screening of Avengers: Infinity War by mistake.
Now, I have zero knowledge of superhero movies. Like, I've barely seen any. And as you probably know, Avengers: Infinity War is a crossover of approximately one billion of them.
Needless to say, I was ~more than a little confused~ for the entire two hours and 40 minutes of the film. Sure, I was entertained by it, but I also had no fucking clue what was going on the whole time.
So, here's my best attempt to describe the plot of Avengers: Infinity War, as someone who did not understand a single minute of it.
(WARNING: I'm about to spoil every single detail of this movie I can remember. Read at your own risk!)