Recently, there have been multiple reports and rumors that One Direction are planning to take a hiatus to pursue their own projects.
Naturally, fans are very sad. 😢
So, comedy website Above Average decided to lighten the mood by publishing a satirical "letter" to the boys of One Direction "from" former NSYNC member Joey Fatone.
The letter is honestly hilarious. It says in part:
Here's how it's gonna go down, fellas. While you're all on hiatus, Harry will record some dope singles with Beyonce, Ryan Adams and Wiz Khalifa, come out with a killer solo album produced by Pharrell and Timbaland, cut his hair, dye his hair, do a second less awesome album, let his hair grow super long and wear it in two braids, crush a self-effacing cameo in a Judd Apatow movie, buzz his hair and release a third, self-produced album on which he hints at being bisexual that everyone will call his "best work."
The rest of you are fucked. I mean fucked. I am the second most-successful former member of NSync and I am Joey Fatone. Say that outloud to yourself: "Besides Justin Timberlake, Joey Fatone is the most successful member of NSync."