1. Drop bears aren't a real thing.
2. We're not actually all tanned.
3. No, you can't do an Australian accent, we just don't want to be rude.
4. It's not always sunny in Australia.
5. We download all your shows illegally.
6. ...and we're insanely jealous that you get all your movies and TV shows before us.
7. Our beer isn't actually as good as we say it is.
8. But our wine and cheese are infinitely better than yours.
9. We're more obsessed with your pop culture than we're willing to admit.
...and that's how we ended up with Iggy Azalea, tbh.
10. We're sort of "meh" about the Queen.
11. We think your gun laws (or lack thereof) are seriously messed up.
Guys, what you're doing? It's not working.