1. Goats don't expect you to talk—they expect you to die.
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2. And they're not above going back in time to kill a bitch...
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3. While proudly fucking shit up along the way.
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4. Their hair is full of secrets.
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5. And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.
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6. Goats will body check you into oblivion.
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7. And don't think they won't bench you.
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8. They'll cut you.
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9. And steal yo woman.
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10. Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.
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11. And won't hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.
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12. Because they like the way you die, boy.
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13. They'll proudly show you some skin.
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14. Then frame you for murder.
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15. They get off on being mutants.
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16. Because they know they run the future.
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17. Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.
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18. And dance all along the way.
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19. They've made out with Tom Hanks.
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20. And Ryan Gosling.
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22. Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.
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23. And they chopped off James Franco's arm themselves.
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24. Goats aren't supposed to eat chocolate, but they'll do it anyway because they're fucking goats.
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25. And that won't be the only thing they eat.
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26. They love playing games.
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27. And won't hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.
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28. But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.
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29. And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.
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