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    29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

    Never turn your back on a goat. H/T The Hashtag Game for creating this glorious addition to the internet.

    1. Goats don't expect you to talk—they expect you to die.

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    11:24 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. And they're not above going back in time to kill a bitch...

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat GOATINATOR!! I'll be Baaaaaaa'ck!

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    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat GOATINATOR!! I'll be Baaaaaaa'ck!

    2:10 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. While proudly fucking shit up along the way.

    4. Their hair is full of secrets.

    5. And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.

    @Battlefield #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Jurassic goat.

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    Jurassic goat.

    5:30 AM - 20 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. Goats will body check you into oblivion.

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    3:45 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. And don't think they won't bench you.

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    One of the all-time sports films: Coach Goater. What an inspiration.

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    6:52 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. They'll cut you.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Wait stop this is amazing:

    Nick Simmons@NickTypesWordsFollow

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Wait stop this is amazing:

    2:42 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. And steal yo woman.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Goat Disney proudly presents: Goatahontas

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    Goat Disney proudly presents: Goatahontas

    1:32 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.

    One more couldn't resist........ "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Goats" #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    Eddie Temistokle@eddietemistokleFollow

    One more couldn't resist........

    "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Goats"

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    2:53 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. And won't hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.

    "As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a goat." #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

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    "As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a goat." #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    8:13 PM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. Because they like the way you die, boy.

    13. They'll proudly show you some skin.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Our Graphic Designers are not above a good Photoshop challenge. http://t.co/yC2g1g0koF

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    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Our Graphic Designers are not above a good Photoshop challenge. http://t.co/yC2g1g0koF

    1:48 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. Then frame you for murder.

    Happy Year Of The Goat. Lets revisit our #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat creation from last week in celebration.

    Rooftop Film Club@rooftopfilmclubFollow

    Happy Year Of The Goat. Lets revisit our #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat creation from last week in celebration.

    5:53 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. They get off on being mutants.

    16. Because they know they run the future.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Sorry, couldn't resist! 'Goat To The Future - Part II'

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    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Sorry, couldn't resist!

    'Goat To The Future - Part II'

    3:29 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17. Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.

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    1:29 PM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. And dance all along the way.

    Double goat reference! We win this hashtag. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    Rooftop Film Club@rooftopfilmclubFollow

    Double goat reference! We win this hashtag. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    4:46 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19. They've made out with Tom Hanks.

    20. And Ryan Gosling.

    21. And they can play Kevin Costner better than Kevin Costner.

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    12:28 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22. Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.

    The Goats Who Stare At Goats #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

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    6:54 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23. And they chopped off James Franco's arm themselves.

    24. Goats aren't supposed to eat chocolate, but they'll do it anyway because they're fucking goats.

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    Mackenzie Liddell@MackLiddellFollow

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    2:16 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25. And that won't be the only thing they eat.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Deep Goat Rated X Cuz it's B'aaaaaaad

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    Deep Goat

    Rated X Cuz it's B'aaaaaaad

    10:58 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26. They love playing games.

    A #fun design make for #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat I made a #Sawmovie with the main character being a #GOAT!

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    A #fun design make for #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

    I made a #Sawmovie with the main character being a #GOAT!

    10:45 AM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    27. And won't hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.

    28. But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.

    29. And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.

    #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat fifty shades of goat

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    12:43 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    BAHHHHHHHH!

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