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What It's Like To Be Ryan Gosling

It must be nice.

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First of all, girls love you

No, they REALLY love you

Heck, even guys love you

Cause you just have that way with people

So your fans become a little confused

Cause you try to be all polite and innocent

Even though you're secretely confident

Really, really confident

Cause you know damn well what the public wants

Aside from that, you were also a Mouseketeer

Making you a 90s teen heartthrob

And a 00's heartthrob

And a 2010's heartthrob

Did I mention you were a demigod?

And the best thing to come from Canada

Proving that everyone wants a piece of you

Even the Backstreet Boys wanted a piece of you

(Ryan Gosling was offered the chance to audition for The Backstreet Boys, but he declined the opportunity)

(Ryan Gosling was offered the chance to audition for The Backstreet Boys, but he declined the opportunity)

You're also better than chocolate, apparently

And you have a way with words

Making it impossible for the world to get enough of you, even in pancake-formation

So you give us an ultimatum

Yeah, like we'd ever be that stupid

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