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15 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

I warned you.

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their wildest, funniest, and most awkward sex horror stories. It's time to find out which of these hilariously awful-yet-true events you'd rather experience.

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    I'd rather have my dad walk in on me and poop on my boyfriend.
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    I'd rather have someone shart in my mouth while I eat them out.
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    I'd rather be the only one of my friends who wasn't invited to the orgy.
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    I'd rather start my period during an orgy and get blood everywhere.
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    I'd rather dislocate my jaw while giving a blow job.
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    I'd rather swallow someone's blood clot while going down on them.
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    I'd rather have someone blow air into my butt and suck out my farts.
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    I'd rather have someone eat my pimple pus and use it to jerk off.
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    I'd rather be naked with my one-night stand while she calls her mom.
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    I'd rather fart during sex and fall off the bed.
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    I'd rather get a butt plug stuck up my butt and accidentally poop in my hand.
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    I'd rather faint during sex and wake up to my partner and their mom hovering over me.
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    I'd rather poop everywhere during anal sex and get puked on.
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    I'd rather trip and fall off a small cliff while trying to get naked.
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    I'd rather snap the frenulum on my penis and gush blood.
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    I'd rather have my friend marry my dad and make me call her "mom."
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    I'd rather lose my balance during sex and fall into a glass door.
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    I'd rather have my mom listen to me orgasm.
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    I'd rather have a heart attack at an orgy.
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    I'd rather lose my glasses during an orgy and awkwardly wait until it's over to find them.
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    I'd rather get face-fucked by a giant penis that cuts up my throat.
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    I'd rather have an allergic reaction to lube.
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    I'd rather get dirty toilet paper in my mouth while eating someone out.
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    I'd rather have accidental cum-pee in my mouth.
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    I'd rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.
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    I'd rather get my dick torn up from someone’s braces.
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    I'd rather have sex with my tampon in and go to the ER to get it removed.
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    I'd rather hit my head during sex and need stitches.
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    I'd rather get a pool ball shoved up my butt.
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    I'd rather poop on a guy's dick and wipe it off while crying.