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13 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Honestly So Fucked Up

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Spencer Althouse
Spencer Althouse
BuzzFeed Staff

We asked the BuzzFeed Community for their sex, threesome, and orgy horror stories. Let's see which hilariously awful events you'd rather experience.

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    I'd rather have my mom walk in on me.
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    I'd rather have someone shart in my mouth.
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    I'd rather lose my balance and fall into a glass door.
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    I'd rather start my period in the middle of a threesome.
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    I'd rather accidentally pocket-dial my mom.
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    I'd rather have an allergic reaction to the lube.
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    I'd rather lose my glasses in the middle of an orgy.
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    I'd rather blow a guy after he put numbing cream on his dick.
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    I'd rather lose my glasses in the middle of an orgy.
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    I'd rather blow a guy after he put numbing cream on his dick.
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    I'd rather throw up on someone's dick, then slurp it back up.
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    I'd rather cum in someone's mouth and have them spit it in mine.
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    I'd rather throw up on someone's dick, then slurp it back up.
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    I'd rather cum in someone's mouth and have them spit it in mine.
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    I'd rather have someone pee in my mouth.
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    I'd rather get toilet paper remnants in my mouth.
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    I'd rather get part of the skin on my dick torn off.
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    I'd rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.
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    I'd rather make out with someone who just peed their pants.
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    I'd rather throw up all over someone.
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    I'd rather go down on someone and break my nose.
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    I'd rather sneeze and shoot cum out of my nose.
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    I'd rather go down on someone and break my nose.
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    I'd rather have someone ask to blow air into my butt.
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    I'd rather have someone play with my boobs and sing.
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    I'd rather faint during sex.
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    I'd rather have someone's dog sneak up on me.
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    I'd rather faint during sex.
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    I'd rather sleep with a random couple and get pregnant.
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    I'd rather have a heart attack in the middle of an orgy.
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    I'd rather sleep with a random couple and get pregnant.
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    I'd rather have a heart attack in the middle of an orgy.
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    I'd rather have sex with a tampon still inside me.
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    I'd rather shit on the guy's dick.
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    I'd rather have sex with a tampon still inside me.
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