13 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Honestly So Fucked Up

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for their sex, threesome, and orgy horror stories. Let's see which hilariously awful events you'd rather experience.

1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather have my mom walk in on me.

   I'd rather have my mom walk in on me.

    I'd rather have someone shart in my mouth.

   I'd rather have someone shart in my mouth.

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    I'd rather lose my balance and fall into a glass door.

   I'd rather lose my balance and fall into a glass door.

    I'd rather start my period in the middle of a threesome.

   I'd rather start my period in the middle of a threesome.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather accidentally pocket-dial my mom.

   I'd rather accidentally pocket-dial my mom.

    I'd rather have an allergic reaction to the lube.

   I'd rather have an allergic reaction to the lube.

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    I'd rather lose my glasses in the middle of an orgy.

   I'd rather lose my glasses in the middle of an orgy.

    I'd rather blow a guy after he put numbing cream on his dick.

   I'd rather blow a guy after he put numbing cream on his dick.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather throw up on someone's dick, then slurp it back up.

   I'd rather throw up on someone's dick, then slurp it back up.

    I'd rather cum in someone's mouth and have them spit it in mine.

   I'd rather cum in someone's mouth and have them spit it in mine.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather have someone pee in my mouth.

   I'd rather have someone pee in my mouth.

    I'd rather get toilet paper remnants in my mouth.

   I'd rather get toilet paper remnants in my mouth.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather get part of the skin on my dick torn off.

   I'd rather get part of the skin on my dick torn off.

    I'd rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.

   I'd rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather make out with someone who just peed their pants.

   I'd rather make out with someone who just peed their pants.

    I'd rather throw up all over someone.

   I'd rather throw up all over someone.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather go down on someone and break my nose.

   I'd rather go down on someone and break my nose.

    I'd rather sneeze and shoot cum out of my nose.

   I'd rather sneeze and shoot cum out of my nose.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather have someone ask to blow air into my butt.

   I'd rather have someone ask to blow air into my butt.

    I'd rather have someone play with my boobs and sing.

   I'd rather have someone play with my boobs and sing.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather faint during sex.

   I'd rather faint during sex.

    I'd rather have someone's dog sneak up on me.

   I'd rather have someone's dog sneak up on me.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather sleep with a random couple and get pregnant.

   I'd rather sleep with a random couple and get pregnant.

    I'd rather have a heart attack in the middle of an orgy.

   I'd rather have a heart attack in the middle of an orgy.

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1. Would you rather...

   

    I'd rather have sex with a tampon still inside me.

   I'd rather have sex with a tampon still inside me.

    I'd rather shit on the guy's dick.

   I'd rather shit on the guy's dick.

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