1. Because she's extremely modest
2. Because she does her own stunts (with Tina Fey on the set of Anchorman 2)
3. Because she's not a regular mom; she's a cool mom
4. Exhibit A: she gave birth to superheroes
5. Because she pretended to be Julianne Moore at the Golden Globes
6. Because she was probably the funniest cheerleader ever
7. Because she doesn't age
8. Because she did this on Sesame Street
9. Because she spontaneously breakdances
10. Because she's great at photobombing
11. Because she's able to create songs on a whim
12. Because she knows how to have a good time, especially with celebrity friends
13. Because she's a fearless competitor
14. Because Earth is her favorite planet
15. Because she has great taste in breakfast foods
16. Because she's going to make "Pooney" a real thing
17. Because she marches to the beat of her own drum
18. Because she gave this advice
19. And this
20. This too
21. And especially this
22. And because her 'Parks and Rec' producer has total faith in her
23. Well, sort of...
