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"Can I touch your hair?" No.

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And I’m not usually into assholes, so this isn’t going to work out.
Am I a dog?
Are you real?
Oh, you automatically thought I was from a foreign country because of my skin color?
Ya know, I could ask you the same question.
Friends. We all have friends. Why do white people always get to sit together?
Yikes, I don’t have time to explain the centuries of institutionalized racism that led to Affirmative Action. But maybe I got good grades in high school, was super involved and wrote a kick ass essay? Just maybe?
Let me guess: he's black too?! We already have so much in common!
Yes. Yes it does.
And you’re not smart smart.
Aka, "she’s black."
Because that’s my voice?
No. Did you?
Probably because she’s a different person than me and there are about a trillion different types of hair. She also has a trillion more dollars than me.
Ha. Ha. That’s a really cute joke. You know what isn’t cute? Skin cancer.
No.
Yes, yes she is. But I literally just met you and I’m sure we can find other things in common besides being able to name famous black people.
Why?
And so is my mom. What's your point exactly?
Yeah, because it was an incredible performance and she deserved it. We don't automatically root for all black people.
Would you do me a favor and not talk about humans as if they’re a type of dog breed? Thanks.
Good for you, but knowing one Kanye West song doesn’t make you the Black Person Whisperer.