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I can also support this as I used to love being backstage during the fireworks so I could watch Tinkerbell fly into the mattresses lol

If you use a bidet, you don’t have to wipe

The Stifmeister!

I have a story about working with a guy playing Santa. I was hired as his “elf” and took pictures of kids/families and him using a Polaroid camera (this was in the late 90s). He was so vile. He made comments about every mother after they left, rating them on whether he’d sleep with… Read More

The pawnshop one was my entire childhood. It was how my mom got by month after month. And we rarely had a phone because she couldn’t afford the phone bill. And when our hot water heater broke, she couldn’t afford to get it fixed for a month so we had to boil water on the stove and… Read More

I know I’m about 18 years late, but I just watched the entire series of Dawson’s Creek on Netflix for the first time and OMG I did not expect them to kill off Jen like that. Especially after making her a single mom. It was heartbreaking.

The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas - I mean, I knew going into it that it would be a heartbreaking film but I was NOT prepared for that ending. I cried so hard that I had to movie hop into the next theater to get back into happy place before I trusted myself to drive home.

I dated a guy once who worked at a funeral home. He told me a story once about a gnat problem an hour before the funeral (and it was an open casket). They couldn’t get rid of the bugs from flying around the body, so he had to get one of those repellent candles and light it behind… Read More

I went to the doctor for an earache, and he spent the entire exam time lecturing me on my weight and said fat people get sick more often. Uh, thanks?

Hush...Pretty much the entire movie is stressful! But I loved every second of it.