We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share names they actually call their boobs. Here’s the hilarious things they had to say:
1. Baileys and Kahlúa
"Because I'm coffee-colored and they get me into trouble."
—Carson Catherine Spence, Facebook
2. Chesticles
3. Thelma and Louise
"'Cause they both bad bitches."
4. Nifflers
"After seeing Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, I decided to call them Nifflers because while they may be small, they’re still a pair of fantastic b(R)easts."
5. James and Oliver
"My boobs are named James and Oliver after the twins who play Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter."
6. Francesca and Consuela
"Francesca is the party boob, countless nip slips from her."
7. "Reasons I can no longer sleep on my stomach."
—Kylee Anne, Facebook
8. Food Catchers
—Chastian ChazztheSpazz Cowans, Facebook
9. Norma and Gene
"Norma and Gene are my girls! Gene is bigger than Norma, and Norma’s always been jealous but we’re working through it!"
10. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
"Brilliant. Confidant. Lovable. Extraordinary. Inspiring. And totally beyond the need to be compared to others of their kind."
11. Helga and Elga
"My old roommate named them many years ago and I will never change it."
12. Mommy Bags
"Since I’ve nursed three kids and am getting older, I just call them my 'mommy bags.'"
13. Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff
"The smaller one being Jigglypuff, obviously."
14. Siegfried and Roy
"Roy got scratched by my cat years ago."
15. Muffy and Buffy
16. Statler and Waldorf
"Those two hecklers in the balcony box on the Muppets."
17. Boobeges
18. Cathy and Kathy
"Cathy is smaller and doesn't do a lot, always keeping to herself, but Kathy is a party animal, always escaping the bra. She cant be tamed. Collectively, they're the Cathys/Kathys."
19. Ice Cream and Pizza
20. Ethel and Gertrude
"Ethel is smaller, but she’s feisty and has a piercing. Gertrude’s always trying to escape her clothing and come out to play."
21. Elsa and Anna
22. Bambi and Thumper
—Elle Nikita, Facebook
23. Twinkle and Pie
24. Floppy Meat Sacks
"But if I'm referring to just one, it's 'this fucking asshole.'"
—Jamie Mackenzie, Facebook
"Dylan being the right and Cole being the left after the Sprouse twins, duh."
26. Patty and Selma
27. Tweedle Small and Tweedle Smaller
"Once when our big-busted aunt and cousin were talking about their boob names, my big sister said she called hers 'tweedle small and tweedle smaller!' So that’s what I’ve called mine too."
28. Lil' Lefty and The Big One
29. Bert and Ernie
—Erin Beck, Facebook
30. Nunchucks, Huge Ass Nunchucks
31. Ivana and Olga
"Ivana and Olga in honor of my Ukrainian background."
—Melissa Mason, Facebook
32. Mountains
"Mainly because my boobs don’t touch unless I force them together, which means I have a valley between them, which has been dubbed the 'Valley of Change' because I usually end up throwing my spare change into my bra?"
33. The Tatas
34. Shirley Wilcox and The Lieutenant
—Denise Alexander, Facebook
35. Mosquito Bites
— Caroline Kee, BuzzFeed
36. The Bouncing Babes
37. Zan and Jayna
"The left one is Zan, and the right one is Jayna. Why, you ask? Simple: I named them after DC’s Wonder Twins."
38. Timon and Pumba
—Angelique St Pierre, Facebook
39. Dave and Eryk
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.