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    39 Real Things People Actually Call Their Boobs

    "Thelma and Louise, cause they both bad bitches."

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share names they actually call their boobs. Here’s the hilarious things they had to say:

    1. Baileys and Kahlúa

    "Because I'm coffee-colored and they get me into trouble."

    —Carson Catherine Spence, Facebook

    2. Chesticles

    josiebeanboo

    3. Thelma and Louise

    "'Cause they both bad bitches."

    abbeyk46b65c3a3

    4. Nifflers

    "After seeing Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, I decided to call them Nifflers because while they may be small, they’re still a pair of fantastic b(R)easts."

    laurencrabtre

    5. James and Oliver

    "My boobs are named James and Oliver after the twins who play Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter."

    bbw1995

    6. Francesca and Consuela

    "Francesca is the party boob, countless nip slips from her."

    maddiew47ccccc6d

    7. "Reasons I can no longer sleep on my stomach."

    —Kylee Anne, Facebook

    8. Food Catchers

    —Chastian ChazztheSpazz Cowans, Facebook

    9. Norma and Gene

    "Norma and Gene are my girls! Gene is bigger than Norma, and Norma’s always been jealous but we’re working through it!"

    j4093cab58

    10. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

    "Brilliant. Confidant. Lovable. Extraordinary. Inspiring. And totally beyond the need to be compared to others of their kind."

    krvictor8

    Apatow Productions / Via giphy.com

    11. Helga and Elga

    "My old roommate named them many years ago and I will never change it."

    demetriac

    12. Mommy Bags

    "Since I’ve nursed three kids and am getting older, I just call them my 'mommy bags.'"

    mmkwats

    13. Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff

    "The smaller one being Jigglypuff, obviously."

    sarahm158

    14. Siegfried and Roy

    "Roy got scratched by my cat years ago."

    gracejm2

    15. Muffy and Buffy

    brandicorn81

    The WB / Via rebloggy.com

    16. Statler and Waldorf

    "Those two hecklers in the balcony box on the Muppets."

    tallulahthegecko

    17. Boobeges

    evyh3

    18. Cathy and Kathy

    "Cathy is smaller and doesn't do a lot, always keeping to herself, but Kathy is a party animal, always escaping the bra. She cant be tamed. Collectively, they're the Cathys/Kathys."

    midwayktn

    19. Ice Cream and Pizza

    BigBanana

    20. Ethel and Gertrude

    "Ethel is smaller, but she’s feisty and has a piercing. Gertrude’s always trying to escape her clothing and come out to play."

    amarillis77

    21. Elsa and Anna

    ireynolds

    22. Bambi and Thumper

    —Elle Nikita, Facebook

    23. Twinkle and Pie

    annabelm494997693

    24. Floppy Meat Sacks

    "But if I'm referring to just one, it's 'this fucking asshole.'"

    —Jamie Mackenzie, Facebook

    25. Dylan and Cole Sprouse

    "Dylan being the right and Cole being the left after the Sprouse twins, duh."

    emmaa4d59b0e42

    Disney / Via weheartit.com

    26. Patty and Selma

    angelinae4cee18671

    27. Tweedle Small and Tweedle Smaller

    "Once when our big-busted aunt and cousin were talking about their boob names, my big sister said she called hers 'tweedle small and tweedle smaller!' So that’s what I’ve called mine too."

    helenr46b00bea8

    28. Lil' Lefty and The Big One

    raisinbran

    29. Bert and Ernie

    —Erin Beck, Facebook

    30. Nunchucks, Huge Ass Nunchucks

    pickypotatoes

    BRAVO / Via giphy.com

    31. Ivana and Olga

    "Ivana and Olga in honor of my Ukrainian background."

    —Melissa Mason, Facebook

    32. Mountains

    "Mainly because my boobs don’t touch unless I force them together, which means I have a valley between them, which has been dubbed the 'Valley of Change' because I usually end up throwing my spare change into my bra?"

    daniellekiriannab

    33. The Tatas

    shizue

    34. Shirley Wilcox and The Lieutenant

    —Denise Alexander, Facebook

    35. Mosquito Bites

    Caroline Kee, BuzzFeed

    Anna Borges / BuzzFeed

    36. The Bouncing Babes

    deyonnag

    37. Zan and Jayna

    "The left one is Zan, and the right one is Jayna. Why, you ask? Simple: I named them after DC’s Wonder Twins."

    kathemijal

    38. Timon and Pumba

    —Angelique St Pierre, Facebook

    39. Dave and Eryk

    SquishyBobby

    Samdogs / Via Flickr

    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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