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13 "Would You Rather" Questions That Will Make You Feel Dirty

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  1. Would you rather...

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    Only be allowed one square of toilet paper every single time you use the bathroom for the rest of your life.
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    Never be allowed to wash your hands after using the bathroom again.
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    Only be allowed one square of toilet paper every single time you use the bathroom for the rest of your life.
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    Never be allowed to wash your hands after using the bathroom again.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Eat a slice of pizza that fell on the ground and has hair and dirt stuck to it.
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    Eat an order of french fries that someone hacked a loogie on.
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    Eat a slice of pizza that fell on the ground and has hair and dirt stuck to it.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Sleep in a hotel bed with sheets that have not been cleaned for years.
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    Sleep in a hotel bed with someone who hasn’t showered in years.
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    Sleep in a hotel bed with sheets that have not been cleaned for years.
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    Sleep in a hotel bed with someone who hasn’t showered in years.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Not cut your toenails and fingernails for an entire year.
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    Not change your underwear for a year.
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    Not cut your toenails and fingernails for an entire year.
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    Not change your underwear for a year.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Have to eat a sandwich in a disgusting, wet public bathroom stall.
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    Have to eat a sandwich that you found between two garbage cans in a back alley.
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    Have to eat a sandwich in a disgusting, wet public bathroom stall.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Have an enormous zit you can't pick in the middle of your forehead for six months straight.
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    Have multiple swollen ingrown hairs on your underwear line for a year.
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    Have an enormous zit you can't pick in the middle of your forehead for six months straight.
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    Have multiple swollen ingrown hairs on your underwear line for a year.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Not be allowed to shower for a month.
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    Not be allowed to brush your teeth for a month.
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    Not be allowed to shower for a month.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Have to lick your hands right after you used the bathroom (and you haven't washed them yet).
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    Have to lick your cell phone (which you haven't disinfected in over a year).
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    Have to lick your hands right after you used the bathroom (and you haven't washed them yet).
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Not wear deodorant for a year.
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    Not shave (or wax, cut, etc.) ANY hair for a year.
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    Not wear deodorant for a year.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Be stuck on a 12-hour flight next to someone with horrendous body odor.
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    Be stuck on a 12-hour flight next to someone who can't stop sneezing and coughing in your general direction.
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    Be stuck on a 12-hour flight next to someone with horrendous body odor.
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    Be stuck on a 12-hour flight next to someone who can't stop sneezing and coughing in your general direction.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Never be able to wash your face again.
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    Never be able to wash your hair again.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Live in a house where you had to forever eat off dirty dishes.
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    Live in a house where you could never take out the trash.
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    Live in a house where you had to forever eat off dirty dishes.
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    Live in a house where you could never take out the trash.
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Never be able to brush your teeth again, but forever have good breath.
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    Be able to brush your teeth, but forever have bad breath.
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    Never be able to brush your teeth again, but forever have good breath.
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    Be able to brush your teeth, but forever have bad breath.
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