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    screwingthemilkman commented on Share Your Funniest Pregnancy Brain Story

    Left the tv remote...in the freezer...twice. Lost it for daaaays at each time. Now my husband checks the freezer first every time it goes missing. Eleven years he's been doing this.

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    screwingthemilkman commented on What Do You Think Makes America Great?

    And our ability to progress. We started with with an idea - albeit an incomplete idea - but we've accomplished so much in a short time. We keep working to make that idea whole, and I firmly believe that no matter what the election invites over the next four years, that we'll eventually… 

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    screwingthemilkman commented on What Do You Think Makes America Great?

    Our land diversity! We have beaches, varied mountain ranges, the Plains, rainforests (The PNW- check it!), deserts, marshlands, GIANT evergreen forests, glacier parks, volcanos, meteor craters, the Grand Canyon - and a great many of them are federally protected, so that future generations… 

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    screwingthemilkman commented on 24 Reasons All The Men On "Friends" Were Actually Terrible

    Read: Everyone is terrible all the time. But it's pretty fucking funny. I still enjoy All in the Family, and Archie Bunker is a racist misogynist POS. Taxi is still one of my favs, even though Louie DePalma's total disregard for anything about Elaine Nardo besides her T&A goes… 

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    screwingthemilkman commented on We Asked British People What They Know About The 2016 US Election

    This is why I'm flattered when Facebook thinks I'm a Brit/Canadian. Flying the Union Jack tonight!

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    screwingthemilkman commented on What Product Should Everyone Who Loves To Bake Own?

    A marble rolling pin. It sounds absurd, and it isn't cheap (about 50 bucks), but you never ever have to worry about overworking your dough again. Since it's heavy, it's incredibly easy to roll out even portions of dough the first time. Also, if you're ambushed while baking, you have… 

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    screwingthemilkman commented on I Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can't Sleep At Night

    Just a few scales away from being the spitting image of Dennis Hopper's King Koopa in the Mario Bros Movie.

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    screwingthemilkman commented on How Well Do You Actually Know Harry Potter?

    Kids complaining about the quiz format clearly weren't alive to first experience the exquisite torture that was the first Nintendo console.

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    screwingthemilkman commented on What Is The Absolute Scariest Horror Movie You've Ever Seen?

    The god-damned awful Grudge. That movie was abysmal, save for the creeping corner darkness that killed everyone. But apparently, that's all I needed to ruin bedtime forever. I'm 30, and I STILL have to convince myself that the corner shadows aren't getting bigger. I hate you, The… 

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    screwingthemilkman commented on Can We Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On The Word You Hate Most?

    While "yummy" is my most hated word of all, "panties" is def 2nd. And I AM a scorpio! Well done, Buzzfeed.

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