1. Everyone knows that Ross is an asshole.
2. He's a terrible father.
3. He dumps his girlfriend because she's bald.
4. And he dated his student, which is inappropriate and unprofessional.
5. But all the guys are actually awful.
6. They relentlessly mock Joey for owning a purse.
7. And they think that the idea of a male nanny is somehow hilarious.
8. Joey is kind of a misogynist.
9. He's a creep who consistently sexualises his female friends.
10. He doesn't value friendship at all.
11. And Ross and Joey admit that they wouldn't bother being nice to a woman unless they wanted sex.
12. They even left a baby on a bus in pursuit of women.
13. Chandler is also a pathetic manbaby.
14. He was actually a dick to Monica when they were young.
15. And he continues to make fat jokes throughout their relationship.
16. Ross treats Rachel like property.
17. He said the wrong name at the altar, which is actually really shitty.
18. He's just generally the absolute worst.
19. Chandler strings Janice along even though he openly despises her.
20. And he's perpetually concerned about being perceived as gay.
21. All the men are insecure about their masculinity.
22. Even Gunther feels like Rachel owes him something.
23. Which is probably why they feel the need to aggressively overcompensate.
24. Basically the guys from Friends were the worst and the girls deserved so much better.
Except for Mike, who is perfect!!
