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    37 Valentine's Day Gifts That Probably Won't Make You Gag In Embarrassment

    If hearts and mush aren't your thing, fear not! There are plenty of practical n' funny gifts that'll satisfy your unromantic tendencies.

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    1. A pair of diamond-shaped whiskey glasses, because you know the way to your person's heart, and it's drinking quality spirits — and because real diamonds are not only ~so predictable~, but also like, super out of the budget.

    Amazon

    Maybe next year!

    Promising review: "They have a nice weight, can be used for wine or scotch, and company always wants to know where I got them. They add a bit of uniqueness to the table, really a special touch!" —Jean S.

    Get a set of two 10 oz glasses from Amazon for $29.99 or a set of four for $49.99.

    2. A gothic skull ring for anyone who'd rather wear jewelry with a little ~personality~, rather than dainty, heart-shaped jewelry, any day. And it doubles as a bottle opener, so cheers!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "My husband loves skulls and loves beer....a match made in heaven with this ring! The ring came quickly, looks like the picture, and fits as it should. I told my husband that the directions said not to open the bottle with only one bend, but do it a couple of times. Doing it this way works perfectly!" —Crazygrandma

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in sizes 7–15).

    3. A pair of odor-neutralizing charcoal packs, because nothing says "I love you" like "Hey, your feet are stinky and my nose is suffering greatly as a result — so let's help both of us out."

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I have a pair of black leather flats that stank so badly, my husband would yell at me if I took them off anywhere near him. But I love the shoes!!! So I had to find something to make the stench go away without leaving me with an allergic reaction. Mini Moso was the answer. I honestly couldn’t believe it. A few days after placing them in my prized shoes I took a whiff from about a foot away — nothing. I got closer. Nothing. I stuck my nose practically in the shoe. Ok, maybe that’s pushing things, but I’ve got to tell you that 95% of the broken-in leather grossness was gone. So happy!!!" —Erin

    Get a pair from Amazon for $9.95 (available in two colors).

    4. Or a personalized car freshener with your face smack dab on it, so they can always hear (in their minds) you scolding them for not keeping their car clean!

    Firebox

    Promising review: ""The quality was really nice and the scent is really nice, you could smell them the second they were hung up. This our second pair." —Firebox Customer

    Get a set of three from Firebox for $19.99 (available in 10 scents, including Island Breeze, Mojito, and Fruit Salad).

    5. A stylish pair of SOJOS blue light-blocking glasses to alleviate some of the stress from your partner's eyes after a long day of staring at screens. I dunno about you, but useful gifts > "romantic" gifts in my book.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "First of all, these glasses are super cute. Makes you look like you're wearing a Snapchat filter. Only wish they would work on smoothing out my skin too. Quality seems pretty good, especially for the price. They don't look or feel like cheapies. This is my first pair of blue light blockers. I got these because I'm a writer and I use Word all day. Staring at the white screen and black text for 10 hours a day was killing my eyes. These glasses work, and I can see that they warm up the whiteness and reduce eye strain. Also helpful for when you're scrolling through Instagram (another vision wrecker)." —Jenny K.

    Read a review for similar blue light-blocking glasses (#1) if you'd like to learn more!

    Get it from Amazon for $19.86 (available in seven frames styles).

    6. A glasses-wearing hipster teddy bear that'll never let you forget that they discovered you first. And because there are much ~cooler~ ways of saying "I love you" or whatever.

    Amazon

    *taps mic* I'd just like to reiterate that I was here first! I liked you before you were cool! *snaps*

    Promising review: "I got this bear for my girlfriend and she loved how soft it was!" —Kim

    Get it from Amazon for $25.

    7. Audio-sharing Bluetooth Wearhaus Arc+ headphones, so you can both listen to your favorite tunes without having to give up sound quality in one ear or getting your shared earbuds tangled. And most importantly, without having to deal with their gross earwax.

    @wearhaus / Via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/wearhaus/p/BcGmVKTly5C/, @wearhaus / Via instagram.com

    What's mine is mine, and what's yours is yours! The end.

    So what makes these headphones perfect for you and your person? They have suuuper comfortable, sound-isolating protein leather memory foam ear padding, customizable LED lighting (with 16 million color possibilities!), an 15-hour battery life, a 100-feet outdoor and 65-feet indoor range, and it's extremely easy to sync up two (or more!) pairs either through the headphones themselves or the Wearhaus app.

    Promising review: "As an avid music listener, I've had my fair share of various headphones from reputable brands such as Sony and Sennheiser over the years — but nothing quite like the Wearhaus ARC+s. These social headphones allow me and my partner to listen to the same music with ease; now we can listen to music together in public, quiet areas such as the library or even at home if we want. The ARC+s have the freedom you get from bluetooth headphones, combined with a surprisingly fantastic sound experience for hip-hop music listeners such as myself." —Amazon Customer

    Get one from Amazon for $59.95+, or a set of two for $139.99 (available in black and white).

    And check out our picks for best noise-cancelling headphones on BuzzFeed Reviews!

    8. A pair of Tina Belcher "butts" socks to let your special someone know that you're always thinking of their lovely behind. All they gotta do is look down at their feet, and they'll know. 🍑

    Amazon

    "Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants!" —Tina (and you, every time you see your boo)

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    9. Or a delightfully squishy corgi butt mousepad that'll support and cuddle their worn-out wrists — and, of course, make them laugh a lot. Just take a peek at the height on those cheeks!!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "My wife loves corgis, but we haven't been able to get one yet. So she has corgi-themed everything else, and when I saw this I knew I had to get it for her. She loves it. I actually used it for the first two weeks that we had it and then she took it to work with her. It is very comfortable and offers ample support for your wrist. It is definitely a great gift for the corgi Lover in your life." —Gregory F. Creswell

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in seven colors/styles).

    10. Ok, last butt gift: an illustrated card that says exactly what you're thinking about 93% of the time. I mean, who can help it? Not you! (Especially when it's right there?!)

    Etsy

    Get it from YeaOhGreetings on Etsy for $4.50.

    11. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey Sauce to add a bit of ~spice~ to your relationsh–I mean, dinner.

    Amazon

    I personally can't handle a lot of spice, but I really, really like this!

    Promising review: "It's just the right amount of heat to make it interesting, but not so hot that it'll interfere with other flavors. One of my peeves about spicy versions of normally non-spicy items is that it's often all about the heat but the flavors imparted by the chilies aren't particularly noticeable or interesting. This honey has a great chili FLAVOR to it, in addition to the heat, but it doesn't overwhelm the flavor of the honey at all. I like it on buttered toast and on fried chicken equally well, and this has definitely become a staple 'sauce' for me!" —S. Ferguson

    Read our full review of MIke's Hot Honey if you need further convincing.

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    12. A larger-than-life wine glass with the capacity to fill a WHOLE BOTTLE of the good stuff, because you never believe your S.O. anyways when they say, "I'm just having one glass, I swear."

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Bought this for my husband, since we both love to drink wine. He had a good laugh at how you can pour all of your wine into it. We have it sitting on our kitchen counter for display while not using it." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in seven designs).

    13. A wine aerator and pourer, so you can make that $4 wine from Trader Joe's feel like a luxurious, full-bodied, and well-aged wine dug up from a cellar somewhere in Napa.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I typically decant my wine using the traditional method, but sometimes there is not enough time to allow for a bottle of cabernet to sit for two hours before dinner. For those situations, I bought the Vinturi. Seems to work very well and definitely mellows the flavor of the wine out. If it's not enough, you can amplify the effect by running the wine through a second time. Cleaning is a piece of cake, as long as you do it right away. I just run lukewarm tap water through it immediately after use, until I can see it is clean, and then I set it aside to dry." —Stiletto

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

    14. A Gudetama T-shirt if you've been feeling totally "meh" about Valentine's Day gifts, but like, you picked yourself up and got a gift anyways! Wow, you're a star!

    Amazon

    Gudetama would definitely not buy one at all, because he was too lazy to get out of bed. So, compared to him, you're killing it!

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in five colors, men's and women's sizes S–3XL, and kids sizes 2–12).

    15. Or a cheeky T-shirt that'll always remind them that they repulse you the least and that you tolerate them. Which are both huge compliments, by the way.

    Etsy, Hot Topic

    Get the first tee from She Squats Clothing on Etsy for $23.40 (originally $26; available in sizes XS–3XL and many shirt/ink colors) and the second tee from Hot Topic for $24.90 (available in sizes S–2XL and in red/pink).

    16. A cozy n' soft boyfriend pillow, so they have another cuddling option instead of just you...all...the...time!!!

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I bought this as a joke and now I am a true believer, and I blame each and every one of you for this. My comfort levels are off the charts." —Jon Jafari

    Get it from Amazon for $34.96+ (available in nine shirt colors).

    17. Noise-blocking ear plugs that'll be your way of saying "Sorry, I snore so loudly. Hope these bring you lots of sweet, undisturbed dreams." 😅 And they're so comfy to put in, they might as well be lil' clouds.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "OH MY GOODNESS. These are simply the BEST earplugs I have ever tried. I am a light sleeper and my husband snores. Plus, I have TMJ from a broken jaw that never set right, so sticking sh*t in my ears usually is more trouble than it's worth. HOWEVER, these ear plugs really are super comfy! They're short, so I can sleep on my side without dislodging them. And they're soft, so they don't bother my ears/jaw/etc. I used them last night and slept better than I have in years, even with my husband SNORING IN MY FACE ALL NIGHT LONG. Yes, that's right. The noise that was previously comparable to chainsaws prior to using these ear plugs, last night was simply a gentle breeze. I'm sold. These things are amazing. I'd give them twenty stars if I could. PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP MAKING THEM." —LobsterGirl

    Get a container of 10 pairs (plus a small travel case) from Amazon for $6.14 (also available for a variety of different uses, including travel, music, and swim).

    18. A bamboo tub caddy, because oftentimes the best gift isn't one you can use together, but the gift of ~alone time~ — and better yet if it accommodates a good book, chill tunes, and a glass of vino.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Simply put, this tray is awesome! It looks beautiful on my tub and functions very well. The grooves for the tablet and phone holders are deep and secure, so the devices are very stable when they are in them." —Cosmopolitan

    Get it from Amazon for $47.97.

    19. A wrap-around travel pillow to support your loved one's neck, chin, and weary soul — because traveling is tough on the body, so you might as well make it slightly more pleasant!

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    I personally own this baby and I totally stand by it! It gives the right amount of cushioning without being too tight or hot/overbearing. Btw, this is our pick for the best mid-priced travel pillow on BuzzFeed Reviews!

    Promising review: "It's better than the traditional travel pillow because it just cradles your neck in plush loveliness. My daughter tried it and she was asleep within 20 mins; she woke up an hour later and said that was the best sleep she had in a while, and she didn't have a crook in her neck. My dad tried, and the same thing happened. Within minutes he was asleep in his chair with the TV on. On my plane ride this pillow held my chin upright, so I didn't get any crooks in my neck. The 3.5 hour plane ride was wonderful and it felt like I had an 8-hour nap. I felt well-rested. Great investment." —Sherie M.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.97 (available in three sizes and 11 colors, as well as various sets).

    20. And speaking of better sleep for the *both* of you, a two-inch gel-infused memory foam mattress topper that'll provide your tushes (as well as your backs, sides, and joints) some much-needed cush.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Upgrading your mattress with this topper is well worth it, and far less expensive than replacing a cheap spring mattress with a whole new expensive one. It's so comfy; I find it easy to fall asleep, but it's a little harder to will myself out of bed now. It also dampens your partner's movements, so they disturb you less. My boyfriend is less sore from a long day at work after sleeping on this. Very happy." —Dreamcass

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in two or three inch widths and twin to California king sizes).

    And check out our picks for best pillows on BuzzFeed Reviews!

    21. A quirky "Faces I Know" poster for an accurate representation of your many moods throughout your relationship, especially your face at 3 a.m. when you've been rudely awakened by their arm unconsciously slapping the wits out of your face.

    Urban Outfitters

    That face is the middle one in the second-to-last row, in case you were wondering. My boyfriend knows it all too well.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19+ (available in five sizes and 13 frames, or no frame at all).

    22. A "Tainted Love" gift box stuffed with disease microbes that depict romance gone a little bit awry. But then again, love is all about flexing your humor, isn't it?

    Amazon

    And I oop! Meet your new mini friends: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis.

    Promising review: "Got these as a gift for my lady (she's weird like that), and thankfully these got a good laugh from her. I will definitely be looking into getting a few more sets." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

    23. A legendary Instant Pot to make cooking a hearty, filling meal an absolute snap! And with this handy gadget, anyone who is otherwise too lazy to tend to and wait around for a pot over the stove (your S.O., for example) might just be tempted to make food for you every so often. *swoon*

    Amazon

    It's a pressure cooker, slow cooker, rice cooker, steamer, sauté pan, yogurt maker, and food warmer all rolled into one nifty appliance — plus, it has 14 ~Smart Programs," which makes cooking soups, meat, chili, rice, and more as easy as loading up and pressing a button! Check out our full review of the Instant Pot, and check out some Instant Pot recipes and tips too!

    Promising review: "I use this thing EVERY SINGLE DAY! It does EVERYTHING! I made the best pull-apart chicken of my life. It cooks rice in record time. And why spend all day cooking dried beans when you can just throw them in this thing, and it cooks in like 40 minutes! It's like a rice cooker, stove top, slow cooker, and oven all in one! Easy to use, easy to clean up, and the best lazy cooking I've ever done." —Mike

    Get it from Amazon for $52.92+ (available in three sizes and three styles).

    24. A squishy stress toy so your person can squeeeeeeze out all of their stress and frustrations, instead of...say...unloading it all out on you. 🙃 You love 'em, but sometimes you gotta set some boundaries.

    Urban Outfitters

    Squished and distorted smiley face = you when you get a text about the 100th dumb thing Jan has done TODAY.

    Promising review: "I love it. It’s squishy. It’s adorable. It’s fun to play with. I can flatten it. I can make it round. It makes me happy when I look at it, relieves stress, and prevents me from biting my nails." —redlipstickxx

    Get them from Urban Outfitters for $4 each (you'll get a random color).

    25. A pair of "my side" and "your side" pillowcases to set very necessary (and very fair) sleeping boundaries. If you know, you know!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These pillow cases are soft and adorable. The design is bold and they wash very well. We ordered more for our friends. Great product!" —Rupnok

    Get the set from Amazon for $31.86.

    26. A Glossier Fresh Face Set, so your loved ones are armed with a simple but effective skincare routine that cleanses, exfoliates, and moisturizes, so their skin will look the best it has in years! You'll be staring at them even more than usual. 👀 Flowers die, but skincare is FOREVER — it's basic logic.

    Glossier

    This set includes:

    Milky Jelly Cleanser: a super gentle, pH-balanced, and rosewater-based gel cleanser that'll make all of the (non-waterproof) makeup, dirt, and grime on your face disappear — without irritating or tightening your face

    Solution: a mild (you can even use it every day if your skin can handle it!) exfoliator that uses a 10% blend of AHAs, BHAs, and PHAs to buff away dead skin cells, reduce the appearance of large pores, and reveal a glowier complexion!

    Priming Moisturizer Rich: soothes, hydrates, and minimizes redness with a powerful punch of shea and murumuru butters, ceramides, fatty acids, and an anti-redness complex

    Promising review: "I live in the freaking desert, where the air is some of the most polluted in the country. My skin is constantly dry and my pores are always clogged. The face wash cleanses my skin, removes my makeup, and moisturizes my skin! Heaven sent. Solution has gently cleared my skin just a lil' bit and feels so good at the start of the day. Helps my skin glow too. And I just love the moisturizer. My skin feels sooo much softer — even my bf has noticed, lol. I'm not sure if I even need a highlighter anymore because these products make my skin so glowy and dewy, but I love Haloscope too much." —Kenneth

    Get it from Glossier for $62 (valued at $77). And right now, you can get a free deluxe sample of Glossier You with your order of a $50 or more!

    27. A Man Crates jerky heart tin for anyone who'd much rather snack on their gift than watch it wither away in a matter of days and *not* be able to eat it (yeah, talkin' bout you, flower bouquets).

    Man Crates

    It comes with 10 different types of jerky, including sesame ginger, ghost pepper, whisky maple, and honey bourbon.

    Promising review: "I didn't think my GF could possibly do better than the Bacon of the Month gift for my birthday last year. Well, she did. These are unlike any jerky you’ve ever had. Unbelievably tender. Unreal. $30 is pricey, but worth it. I’m hoping they’ll tell us who made these. I’m impressed they found the picture of me for the box art." —Jeff

    Get it from Man Crates for $34.99 or Amazon for $39.99.

    28. A smirking M&Ms lounge set or t-shirt, 'cause only people with a sense of humor are worthy of receiving a slightly unsettling M&Ms clothing. If that doesn't describe your person, you might want to rethink your relationship.

    M&Ms

    Get the women's set from MyMMs for $29.95 (available in sizes S–XL and four colors) and men's shirt for $19.95 (available in sizes S–XXL and five colors).

    29. An Echo Show 5, so they can direct their laziness towards Alexa instead of asking you to turn off the lights, change the room temp, order pizza, etc. In fact, Alexa will teach you how to make your own dinner! And, most importantly, they can personalize the clock face to YOUR FACE.

    Amazon

    It's like a regular Echo, but you can also ~watch~ movies, news, and TV shows! And that's on top of Alexa playing music, answering questions, reading the news, checking the weather, setting alarms, controlling compatible smart home devices, and calling/messaging almost anyone hands-free. For privacy, you can easily turn off the microphone and camera with just one button, and there's also a built-in shutter to cover the camera. Plus, your voice is only streamed to the cloud after you say "Alexa," so no one is spying on your regular conversations!!

    Promising review: "If you're lazy like me, it's nice to not have to get out of bed to turn things off or check things after you've just laid down. Having the Echo Show in the bedroom is nice for that. It's linked with a Ring Door Bell and my Vizio TV so I don't have to get up and down anytime I need to do things with those products as well. I can just say what I need, and it happens." —Brian D. Tharpe

    Get it from Amazon for $79.99 (available in two colors, and with three add-ons).

    30. A compact portable charger with lots of juice to spare, so their phone never dies again when you're trying to reach them, like to remind them about that important errand they promised to help you run...a week ago.

    Amazon

    And not to mention, this bb is a lifesaver on vacations when you're trying to record precious memories! Or not get lost in a foreign country. I bought this charger right before I went to South Korea for the first time and legit panicked over my iPhone 6's degraded battery life — since I planned to be out all day in most cases, I knew there was *no chance* it'd last past a few hours, especially with all of that heavy data usage. It was one of my smartest purchases maybe ever — it fit in a tiny purse and had enough juice for multiple charges, which was enough to last me a whole day. And probably more, but I always charged the actual charger overnight, so I'd be at 100% again every morning!

    Promising review: "This is one of the best power packs I’ve owned. Holds a charge for a long time, charges devices quickly, and easy to carry. Charged my wife’s iPhone 7 Plus (5% to 80%), my iPhone X (2% to 80%), and my Apple Watch (10% to 50%) in the few hours we were waiting at an airport." —bchang2000

    Get it from Amazon for $31.99 (available in four colors).

    31. A pair of hunky royal underwear that'll definitely get a bout of laughter out of them — because Henry VIII is everyone's #1 most romantic historical figure, right? Right??

    Etsy

    May your relationships be less disposable than his six wives!

    Get it from Twisted Twee Ltd on Etsy for $23.85 (available in men's and women's sizes S–XL).

    32. A Foreo Luna 2, so they can clean up their face and get rid of dead skin in a matter of just 60 seconds — because you might be the only person who has to stare at their blackhead-ridden nose up close, but your opinion also matters the most!

    Amazon

    The ~second generation~ of the Luna utilizes up to two times the T-Sonic™ power to remove up to 99.5% of dirt and oil that can contribute to adult-onset acne breakouts. The brush areas on both sides are also considerably bigger than the original Luna, and there are 12 different speeds compared to Luna's eight. The narrow tip is perfect for cleaning every nook and cranny of your face.

    And! The wavy pattern on the back of the Luna 2 uses lower-frequency pulsations to massage the face and help diminish the appearance of fine lines around the eyes and mouth, and leave the skin looking firm and lifted! "Do you never age? What is this wizardry?" —everyone to you, probably

    Promising review: "I love my Foreo Luna 2! I too, am a former Clarisonic user that just felt even the sensitive brush was too harsh for my skin. I hesitated for months before I bought the Luna 2 (price concerns). I'm so sorry I waited. My skin is cleaner, smoother, and less congested than it has been in years. I also use it on my hands to help with cell turnover. They are much improved (I'm 64), so that's a pretty impressive statement. If you are on the fence, I encourage you to try it. You will not regret it." —Barbi G.

    Get it from Amazon for $169 (available in five versions for normal, combination, sensitive, oily skin, and just...men).

    Check out our full review of the Foreo Luna 2 for more deets!

    33. A screaming goat figurine (and pocket book!) for a different type of noise...if you catch my drift.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is definitely one for the books. Bought it as a white elephant gift and it ended up going home with my boyfriend. He loves making it scream. It's maybe a 3-4 inch figure, but it comes with a little book with lots of goat facts and the scream cracks us both up all of the time." —Chelsea E. McDermott

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    34. A manual scalp brush for a delightfully soothing and satisfying scalp massage that gets rid of unruly build-up and makes hair appear fuller and voluminous — and what's theirs is also definitely yours...so "borrow" it and get into those roots! 💆

    Amazon

    Promising review: "It makes it easier for me to really get the shampoo everywhere it needs to go and speeds up the process. I have a lot of thick wavy/curly hair, and this was reviewed as one that could handle my type of hair (and it does, without getting tangled or caught in it). It also speeds up my hair washing, since I really need to massage my scalp, and doing so with my hands alone isn't as effective as using this scalp massager." —J. Love

    Get it from Amazon for $5.99+ (available in four colors).

    35. A surprisingly stylish pair of Chelsea rain boots, so you never have to hear them complain about ruining another pair of beloved shoes due to terrible weather.

    Amazon

    Just with any rainboots, since the material is a little stiffer, I'd recommend wearing thicker socks so you minimize any pain, especially along the top portion of the boots.

    Promising review: "I have surprised myself by opting for these shoes almost every single day. I live in a place that can be very snowy, rainy, slushy, or muddy for long periods of time. These boots have very strong soles that help so much with traction, and they are shockingly durable! They have no scratches and they rinse or tap clean instantly, even months after purchase. The fit is extremely comfortable and they contour to the sides of your feet. I ordered my true size and can wear them with regular socks or thick ones for snowy days. Super versatile, stylish, and sturdy — and it’s great to have a pair of rain boots that are work-appropriate!" —ChristinaJH16

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in sizes 4.5–12 and 13 colors). For a men's option, try these Sperry Topsiders.

    36. A pack of retinol microneedling patches to help fight wrinkles and fine lines, 'cause you're all for this "gettin' old together" business, but you don't mind giving your partner a little nudge in the very important skincare department.

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    Each patch contains ***450*** self-dissolving hyaluronic acid microneedles that create tiny pathways for all of those age-fighting ingredients (retinol, vitamin C, and peptides) to effectively penetrate into their skin. It's recommended that they use them twice weekly.

    Get a pack of six from Sephora for $28. Peace Out also has acne healing dots and microneedling dark spot brightening dots, depending on your boothang's needs!

    37. A Ballsy "Nuts About You" personal care set, so your dude can keep everything down there fresh, clean, and smelling great. Who knew there was cologne for your private parts?

    Ballsy

    The set includes their Ballwash (an activated charcoal nut, butt, and body wash featuring several essential oils & plant extracts), Nut Rub Solid Cologne, and Sack Spray (a pH-balancing, odor-neutralizing refresher).

    Get it from Ballsy for $45. If you don't want the kit, ou can also buy the full-sized Ballwash on Amazon for $22.

    Here's to saying "I love you" in your own (less mushy and far superior) way.

    Deedle-Dee Productions / NBC

    The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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