As a child I borrowed my friend's Tamagochi, and promptly lost it. When her mother confronted me about losing it, I told her that I had dropped it on the street, a car hit it and flipped over, causing another car to crash. I wasn't able to pick up the Tamagochi from the street because…Â
I went to check on my one year old son, who was supposedly sleeping. I found that he had pooped in his diaper, mixed the poop with play doh, and smeared it all over the walls, furniture, and himself. When I found him, he was pushing the poop-play doh mix through those play doh hair…Â
When I was 14 I was an extra in a movie starring Catherine Keener. I was a big fan of hers so I asked the director if I could meet her, and for some reason she said yes. Her dog had died that day so she was so sad, telling me how sweet he was and how we need to cherish the precious…Â
I was sleeping on a pull-out bed in my first apartment. I came home late on night and was exhausted, so I pulled the end out without looking on the ground. In the morning I realized one of the bed legs was crushing my computer. I continued to use it until the cracked screen eventually…Â
Well, I was 8 years old and in the second grade. It was February and I was out playing bat recess. It's really cold where I live so I was bundled up very tightly. I realized I had to go pee and asked the teacher on duty if I could go inside to pee. I'm sure she thought I just wanted…Â
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