Guys, today is Super Bowl Sunday. You know what that means. We get a Katy Perry concert, awesome commercials, and hot guys will be slamming into each other on national television.
Luckily for us on #TeamThirst, we have been truly #blessed with our matchup this year. And no, I'm not talking about Seahawks/Patriots. I'm talking about the showdown between mega-bae QBs.
First we have All-American hunk Tom Brady. Yes, he's an Ugg model, and yes, he likes his balls deflated. BUT LOOK AT HIM WITH BOTH YOUR EYES.
Like, he is such a #dad that he can pull off a powder blue dinner jacket. I'm guessing you're not feeling deflated now, are you?
Then there's Seahawks QB Russell Wilson.
I mean, he hangs out with Bey and Jay AND he looks like this in a suit. This guy is LEGIT a thot.
BUT WAIT A GOSH DARN SECOND. We have a dark horse contender: Patriots backup QB Jimmy Garoppolo.
Like, real recognizes real: Jimmy gives these two a run for their money.
Tom Brady for this lady!Elsa / Getty ImagesI'm touching down with Russell Wilson!Elsa / Getty ImagesTrick question, I'm going for Jimmy Garoppolo!Jim Rogash / Getty Images
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Which Super Bowl QB would you rather score with?
vote votesTom Brady for this lady!
vote votesI'm touching down with Russell Wilson!
vote votesTrick question, I'm going for Jimmy Garoppolo!