Elon Musk Just Dropped A Rap Single About Harambe And No, It's Not An April Fool's Joke
Because we exist in 2019, the ode to the late gorilla is very, very real
Because we exist in 2019, the ode to the late gorilla is very, very real
*deletes Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge before chucking phone in nearest river* (This is for the Editorial Fellowship)
Influencer Caroline Calloway was called out for allegedly "scamming" fans with a hastily-planned tour, and at the center of the controversy were 1,200 empty mason jars. But just because the mason jars were empty doesn't mean they were useless. (This is for the Editorial Fellowship).
When rushing to help an unconscious woman, an Arizona man successfully administered CPR after remembering the procedure from an episode of The Office. GIVE THIS MAN A DUNDIE. (This is for the Editorial Fellowship).
Dessert Burritos: the official food of Flavortown?
Would you eat The Most Stuf Oreos??
Who's saying emo lyrics AREN'T poetry?
Who would you mute?
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