Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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watching drag race and saying “do you feel represented” to my straight boyfriend every time maddy morphosis comes on screen is peak comedy.
Maddy Morphosis is the first cisgender straight queen on the show.
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i hate people that say “it’s too early to be eating that” WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?
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if the bag is matte the chips are healthy
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she was anemic and i was her iron man
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😭😭 i was homeschooled for HS https://t.co/inlaiYESGM
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Yeah I have NFTs. Natural Fat Titties and a Nice Firm Tooter did I already tweet this? Seems too easy. Should I go to med school
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wholesome question. upvoted so fast my wrist broke
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obsessed with this guy i’ve been seeing who thought colonial williamsburg was a neighborhood in brooklyn
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My dog looks like she’s about to torment James Bond
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The World: no Aries: I’m gonna do it now
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that lag the iPhone gets when it’s on 1% be the most dramatic moment of my day
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People hate apple juice for attention
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sewing is literally the hottest of hotgirl skills like you can just think of an outfit and mAKE IT????
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There should be an option on Mario Kart to just have a drive around. Sometimes a girl doesn’t want to race. Sometimes she wants to have a slow and steady drive.
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Imagine farding in these fogging them up https://t.co/tiq7KDd5H4
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Waitress said “wow” after I ordered