We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about their worst college fails. Here are the hilarious results:
1. This nose-breaker:
"I was hooking up with a guy after a very drunken night at the club. We went to kiss and we both misjudged it and I broke his nose with my chin. Needless to say we did not hook up after that."
2. This clever but lazy student:
3. This careless psych student:
"We had four essays due at the end of the semester. I procrastinated so long that they ended up being the last thing to do before summer. When I went to email them to my professor, I forgot to change the names of the documents. I titled each of them: Stupid Essay #1, #2, #3, #4. My professor emailed back and called me out on it. I tried to lie my way through it and blame it on my roommate, but I doubt he bought it. Either way I got an A on the papers and in the class."
4. And this one, too:
"When I was a freshman, I was writing my final English paper. To give me some inspiration to finish the paper, I temporarily put the title as “LAST PAPER BITCHES!!!” However, I forgot to change said title before submitting. All in all my professor was understanding and said that's how she felt when she was grading papers."
5. This major-changer:
"I was in anatomy and we had an exam that consisted of sitting one-on-one with the professor and identifying the bone or part of bone he pointed to. I literally sobbed through the full exam. I could barely talk and the only words I said the whole time were 'I don't know.' To make matters worse, a different professor walked in to talk to mine and the test didn't stop. I just had to sit there crying in front of two professors now. As soon as I was dismissed, I walked straight to the registrar and changed my major."
6. This accidental nude-sender:
"While working on an essay for a group project, I leaned too far forward to look at my laptop. My stomach activated the phone’s touch screen and sent several random pics to the group chat. Among those was a single spectacular shot of my tits I had taken for recreational use that was in no way ever meant to be seen by these five random strangers in my bio class, and yet here we were. They had just seen my goods without my consent but were so professional about it, and after I apologized for the random bunch of photos it was not mentioned at all, ever."
7. This girl, who had a painful first day:
8. This hungry girl:
"I texted my friend that I was hungry in class. About a half hour in, I hear the door open and my friend comes in with a bag of teriyaki beef jerky, a bag of gummy bears, and an iced tea. She just looks at my professor and says, 'Hey, I’m just dropping these off for Ashley.' She leaves them on my desk and leaves. I sat in the front of that class and my professor was just staring at me kinda smiling before she said, 'If you’re hungry, go ahead and eat,' but it was so awkward, I told her I wasn’t hungry. So then she had to deal with my stomach constantly growling loudly till the end of the class."
9. This puker:
"After the first party of the school year my freshman year, where I got way too drunk, my orientation leader walked me home, and I puked all over him. I never lived it down."
10. This sleepy scholar:
"Fell asleep in a private study room in the library, which I reserved for 12 hours. I’m such a sound sleeper people were banging on the door and I wouldn’t wake up. The staff had to come unlock the door and wake me up — I never got another private study room again."
11. This clumsy culinary student:
12. And this wannabe cook:
"I tried cooking mug brownies. Thing was, I had barely any ingredients, so I subbed bananas for the eggs, and I think that's what caused the issue. The entire thing went up in smoke (no flames, luckily!) And the smoke alarm in my dorm room went off. For almost two hours. Maintenance was off duty that day, and so thanks to me, everyone in my dorm got no rest until someone finally came to remedy the situation. Here is a video of the noise."
13. This loud student, who got attacked:
"In class, my professor had enough of my friend and I cracking jokes and yelled, 'If I hear another word from you girls, you will be failed for the semester!' So we quieted down, but then I discovered a GIGANTIC wasp crawling up my pant leg. I got up and screamed and flailed around like a maniac, which infuriated the professor, but at least she didn’t fail me once she got the explanation!"
14. And last but not least, this girl whose professor saved her:
"I had an allergic reaction in class and my professor had to EpiPen me and take me to the hospital. Fun night in a hospital room with my professor for three hours."