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Charmin focused on where the baby was going to go the bathroom.
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While Pizza Hut decided to refer to their new special as their own "royal #Bundleofjoy."
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Babies can't eat Oreos. They're not good for them.
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Okay, this one isn't so bad.
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Meanwhile, the British version of the Jersey Shore...
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And this is just kind of grotesque.
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Subtle.
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Royal babies love ribs.
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Also, ew.
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Notice the stork.
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Do not give Coca-Cola to babies.
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Get it?
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Sigh.