Blue-blooded males alert.
The Duchess of Cambridge is due in April so let's get the ball rolling, shall we?
Move over, Blue Steel.
Clarence House announced a due date for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's second child.
Clarence House announced the news via Twitter.
With Stewie as Prince George, naturally. To promote the DVD release of Family Guy Season 12.
Welcome to your world.
One company ordered 5,000 commemorative plates. For the princess of Cambridge.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced the name of their newborn son, the Prince of Cambridge.
All this talk about the baby and we have forgotten all about a very important part of the Royal Family: Lupo. He has an update...and it isn't too happy.
Someone had to do it.
Long live the town crier.
From Charles and Diana to William and Kate.
The Duchess of Cambridge's first look as a new mother: a demure sky blue shift dress by Jenny Packham. Blue for a boy!
Prince William and Kate Middleton introduce their newborn son.
The baby room decorator is in royal trouble.
In summary: one big, sweaty, rowdy mess. The Queen would expect better behavior from her subjects, really.
Kate's parents Michael and Carole Middleton visited St Mary's Hospital today, as did Prince Charles and his wife Camilla.
How many of these will you hear today?
It's OK because the host is British. CNN gets a nice jab too.
The best royal baby front cover so far?
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge welcomed a baby boy on Monday. And thankfully the papers had enough time to react.
While the royal baby is only third in the line for the throne, we can't expect him to wear the crown for another 49 years according to this U.K. government data.
William and Kate's baby boy is also a tiny bundle of economic stimulus; one estimate says Britons may buy up to $238 million in royal baby commemorative items. Here are some of the wackiest and most delightful of the lot.
Eighteen-year age difference? No problem!
Your world is a bit more complicated than you expected. But don't worry, you'll pick it up.
The royal baby has been born! The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a healthy son Monday, her first child with Prince William.
Excitement over the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's baby was too non-political for the taste of some.
Don't even bother trying to beat it.
The real issues we should be talking about.
Well, at least he's honest.
Just FYI, Twitter.
Surely some of these could be classed as treason?
Following that long-awaited arrival...
This is the greatest dick move in the history of journalism.
As the baby's due date approaches, the palace prepares.
Details on everything from the bed William might get to sleep in to the food Kate might eat. It's all so exciting and boring at the same time!
PROTIP: Don't let Twitter name your baby.
ARE YOU SO EXCITED? GET SO EXCITED!
Snarky British media are the best media. The members of the press on royal baby watch outside St. Mary's Hospital have started adding amazing signs to their stake out ladders.
Where to begin?
Meet the royal baby's family and find out where he fits in the line for the British throne.
Because why should Will and Kate's spawn get to have all the fun??
Sure, there are a lot of perks to being the child born to William and Kate. But life as the royal baby is mostly just gonna be an awkward pain in the ass.
Prince William and Kate Middleton's child seems to be the first person to get a Wikipedia page before being born.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's first child will join an elite playgroup of future kings, queens, and emperors.
An entirely scientific prediction.
Royal baby, you have all this to look forward to.
If these guys are anything to go by, the royal baby is going to be C-U-T-E.
Simba's got nothing on this kid.