The Duchess of Cambridge is due in April so let's get the ball rolling, shall we?
Clarence House announced a due date for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's second child.
Clarence House announced the news via Twitter.
With Stewie as Prince George, naturally. To promote the DVD release of Family Guy Season 12.
One company ordered 5,000 commemorative plates. For the princess of Cambridge.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced the name of their newborn son, the Prince of Cambridge.
All this talk about the baby and we have forgotten all about a very important part of the Royal Family: Lupo. He has an update...and it isn't too happy.
The Duchess of Cambridge's first look as a new mother: a demure sky blue shift dress by Jenny Packham. Blue for a boy!
In summary: one big, sweaty, rowdy mess. The Queen would expect better behavior from her subjects, really.
Kate's parents Michael and Carole Middleton visited St Mary's Hospital today, as did Prince Charles and his wife Camilla.
It's OK because the host is British. CNN gets a nice jab too.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge welcomed a baby boy on Monday. And thankfully the papers had enough time to react.
While the royal baby is only third in the line for the throne, we can't expect him to wear the crown for another 49 years according to this U.K. government data.
William and Kate's baby boy is also a tiny bundle of economic stimulus; one estimate says Britons may buy up to $238 million in royal baby commemorative items. Here are some of the wackiest and most delightful of the lot.
Eighteen-year age difference? No problem!
Your world is a bit more complicated than you expected. But don't worry, you'll pick it up.
The royal baby has been born! The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a healthy son Monday, her first child with Prince William.
Excitement over the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's baby was too non-political for the taste of some.
Well, at least he's honest.
Surely some of these could be classed as treason?
This is the greatest dick move in the history of journalism.
As the baby's due date approaches, the palace prepares.
Details on everything from the bed William might get to sleep in to the food Kate might eat. It's all so exciting and boring at the same time!
Snarky British media are the best media. The members of the press on royal baby watch outside St. Mary's Hospital have started adding amazing signs to their stake out ladders.
Meet the royal baby's family and find out where he fits in the line for the British throne.
Because why should Will and Kate's spawn get to have all the fun??