"This is all true. 'Designed to fit a woman's hand,' what does that mean? Like, so when we're taking down dictation from our bosses, we'll feel comfortable and we'll forget we're not getting paid as much?
"I don't know. I mean, just think: Over the last 20 years, companies have spent millions of dollar making pills that grow men's hair and fix men's sex lives, and now ladies have a pen."