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17 Times Spiders Tried To Ruin 2014

The eight-legged creatures have had one hell of year.

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1. When a massive spider invaded a BBC news report.

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2. And another attacked Ed Balls.

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WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???

3. When singer Katie Melua had a spider removed from her ear.

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It had been living in there for a week, for fuck's sake.

4. And when a spider lived inside this guy and started crawling through his body.

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Although a number of experts later said the red trail may have been caused by a mite rather than a spider. But still, this is not acceptable.

5. When this hellish creature appeared in someone's garden shed.

How about...NOPE.
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How about...NOPE.

6. When a couple's house in Bristol was overrun with these evil-looking beasts.

The chap living in the property was even bitten by the bloody things.
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The chap living in the property was even bitten by the bloody things.

7. When spiders marched north.

8. When this spider appeared to have created a web so terrifying you announced you were never leaving the house again.

It turned out though that it was something of an optical illusion.The web was still 6 foot across, mind.
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It turned out though that it was something of an optical illusion.

The web was still 6 foot across, mind.

9. When this terrifying monster was found living in a family's home for five years.

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10. This couple who just wanted a nice cold glass of Coke and...

"Wait, how much did you drink before you spotted it?" they probably didn't dare ask each other.
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"Wait, how much did you drink before you spotted it?" they probably didn't dare ask each other.

11. Whatever the hell is going on here.

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If you really have to find out more, go here.

12. This fresh nightmare was found inside someone's jar of cocoa.

What the hell is wrong with the world?
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What the hell is wrong with the world?

13. This rather unfortunate turn of events.

Arachnophobia anyone?

14. This happened, and life was never the same again.

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15. When spiders went around leaving craters in actresses' legs.

16. This headline: "Killer spider found in back garden in Kent."

Now this is a rescue, Australian red back found in Dartford today, now at our rescue.

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Now this is a rescue, Australian red back found in Dartford today, now at our rescue.

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17. And finally, when a spider ruined this selfie and all hell broke loose.