Esquire Columnist Delivers Withering Preview Of "Two And A Half Men" Final Series

    "Fuck everything about it."

    So Two and a Half Men is coming to an end after 12 eventful seasons.

    Some are happy to see the back of the comedy series, which features two of the best-paid actors on TV, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer.

    not really okay with living in a world where there are twelve seasons of Two and a Half Men.

    Not sure why two and a half men is still on the air.. What a garbage show that gets cheap laughs by degrading women

    Relationships are a lot like the TV show Two And A Half Men. You don't know what's coming next, but you know it won't be funny.

    But no one seems more pleased to see the end of Two and a Half Men than this Esquire magazine columnist:

    Cultural criticism of the decade, in @esquiremag

    The author of the passionate takedown of the show is given simply as "S.M.", but Twitter seems to suggest it's novelist Stephen Marche.

    If only there were some way to figure out who this brilliant, elusive "S.M." is... http://t.co/WVCPzzCqow @tina_nguyen @StephenMarche

    @JoeKeohane @oneunderscore__ You blew my cover.