1. When it comes to food, you won't just eat any old thing.
2. Because you're partial to fancy hipster foods, like expensive artisanal bread.
3. However, you'll happily skimp on other items to afford your luxurious foodie lifestyle.
4. You know exactly what you like to drink and won't order anything else, even if it's cheaper.
5. But no glasses? No problem!
6. When it comes to your appearance, you generally have two looks.
7. So depending on which one you're feeling, it could either take you a few minutes or a few hours to get ready.
8. You always overpack your suitcase when you go away.
9. Even though you tend to just rotate the same few outfits when you get there.
[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
10. When you order something to eat or drink, you're not afraid to ask for it to be made to your exact specifications.
11. But if you're in a situation where it would be rude or not possible to ask for modifications, you'll just eat what you're given.
12. Because your standards are pretty high, people expect the best from you at all times.
13. Which can be an exhausting pressure because you're actually quite lazy.
14. Your beauty products are almost exclusively high-end.
15. But you can't be fussed with any routine that's more than three steps.
16. Because you, my friend, have very little patience.
17. Most of the time you believe that your way is the best way.
18. But you'll never throw a strop if people don't feel the same.
