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Can You Help Karen Find Out Who Left A Giant Shit In The Toilet?

A very important investigation.

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Why am I sad you ask? Well I've just been to the toilet and someone has left a GIANT POOP in there without flushing. AGAIN.

  1. This happens almost every day and I'm sick of it. I no longer want to live in fear. Will you please help me find the serial pooper?

    Fear no more Karen, I shall help you!
    Karen you really need to get a life.

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This happens almost every day and I'm sick of it. I no longer want to live in fear. Will you please help me find the serial pooper?
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    Fear no more Karen, I shall help you!
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    Karen you really need to get a life.

Since the "incident" I've had my PA Linda keep tabs on each of the eight members of our team... AKA THE SUSPECTS.

  1. Unfortunately I have choir practice tonight so I need you to go through Linda's notes and help me decide who the DUMP AND DASHER is. Are you ready to help me?

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Unfortunately I have choir practice tonight so I need you to go through Linda's notes and help me decide who the DUMP AND DASHER is. Are you ready to help me?
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  1. SUSPECT 1: Darren, Communications. Does he look suspicious?

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SUSPECT 1: Darren, Communications. Does he look suspicious?
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  1. SUSPECT 2: Jonathan, HR. Did he do it?

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SUSPECT 2: Jonathan, HR. Did he do it?
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  1. SUSPECT 3: Sunita, Strategy & Business Development. Does she look suspicious?

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SUSPECT 3: Sunita, Strategy & Business Development. Does she look suspicious?
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  1. SUSPECT 4: Kathleen, 42, Accounts & Billing. Could she have done it?

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SUSPECT 4: Kathleen, 42, Accounts & Billing. Could she have done it?
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  1. SUSPECT 5: Brian, Sales & Marketing. Would he do such a thing?

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SUSPECT 5: Brian, Sales & Marketing. Would he do such a thing?
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  1. SUSPECT 6: Remi, Accounts & Billing. Could it be him?

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SUSPECT 6: Remi, Accounts & Billing. Could it be him?
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  1. Hmmm guys...I still don't know. Who do YOU think has been leaving giant poops in the office toilet?

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Can You Help Karen Find Out Who Left A Giant Shit In The Toilet?

You got: NOPE IT WAS ME, LINDA!

I've taken over Karen's emails, and I hate to inform you that you were wrong!! IT WAS IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES THE ENTIRE TIME! I love taking big shits and leaving them in the loo for Karen to find, it's my way of saying PAY ME MORE KAREN, IT'S NOT MY JOB TO IRON YOUR STUPID CHOIR ROBE. I'm probably fired now, so I'll see you in the pub, I'll be in the corner trying to get off with Darren.

NOPE IT WAS ME, LINDA!
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