My grandmother on my dad's side once told me that if I didn't quiet down, my (adoptive) parents were going to send me back to Korea...my mom always wondered what had happened when she came to pick me up and I was just sitting alone in the living room, not making a sound.
My mom and I were at a funeral and as we were in line to view the deceased she said "oh my God, it's so hot in here I'm going to die." We got SO MANY disapproving stares.
I was sitting on a porch swing when I was seven when my larger friend sat down and we decided to see how high we could go. The swing broke mid-air, sending me flying on to the porch floor, fracturing my cheekbone and putting a six inch wooden splinter into my face.
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