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The 33 Craziest New Fast Foods Of 2014

Pray for humanity.

Another year is nearing its end, and here we are with another crop of inexplicable fast food menu items to look back on in fondness and confusion.

There are some patterns you can spot amidst all the cheese: Pizza Hut continues to gleefully troll the world, KFC is WAY more fun outside the U.S., Jack in the Box understands that 90% of its customer base is stoners, and Taco Bell maintains an uncanny knack for formulating exactly which Franken-foods will cause Twitter to freak out the most.

Behold what humans worldwide leave in our greasy wake this year:

1. 7-Eleven's Doritos Loaded (U.S.)

2. Taco Bell's Waffle Breakfast Taco (U.S.)

3. Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt (U.S.)

4. Domino's Starburst Chocolate Lava Cake (Australia)

5. Pizza Hut's Doritos-Crust Pizza (Australia)

6. McDonald's Black & White Pie (China)

7. KFC's Crispy Cheese Chicken (Philippines)

8. Burger King's Burger-Topped Poutine (Canada)

9. Carl's Jr's Bisnut (U.S.)

10. Pizza Hut's Surf & Turf Pizza with Dessert-Stuffed Crust (South Korea)

11. Jack in the Box's Hella-Peño Burger

12. KFC's Popcorn Chicken Nacho Box (Australia)

13. Papa John's Frito Chili Cheese Pizza (U.S)

14. Taco Bell's Starburst Strawberry Freeze (U.S)

15. Pizza Hut's Chili Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza (New Zealand)

16. Burger King's Premium Berry Burger (Japan)

17. Church's Chicken & Waffle Bites (U.S.)

18. Del Taco's Bun Taco (U.S.)

19. Domino's Specialty Chicken (U.S.)

20. KFC's Dipping Fries (Romania)

21. Carl's Jr.'s Double Loaded Omelet Biscuit (U.S.)

22. Jack in the Box's Chick-N-Tater Melt (U.S)

23. KFC's Creamed Corn Chicken Sandwich (Brazil)

24. Domino's Subwich (India)

25. McDonald's McSbrinz Burger (Switzerland)

26. KFC's Double Down King (South Korea)

27. Pizza Hut's Pretzel Piggy Pizza (U.S.)

28. Pizza Hut's Sausage Roll Crust Pizza (Luxembourg)

29. Taco Bell's Quesarito (U.S.)

30. Subway's Flatizza (U.S.)

31. White Castle's Waffle Breakfast Sandwiches (U.S.)

32. Pizza Hut's Quesadilla, Burrito & Nacho Pizzas (New Zealand)

33. Tim Horton's Buffalo Crunch Doughnut (U.S.)

Thanks to Brand Eating for alerting the world to many of these creations.

A previous version of this post included a fictional milkshake which was incorrectly presented as real. I wanted to believe.