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1. A sleep eye mask with Bluetooth headphones so as you fight to fall asleep at a reasonable hour for the hundredth night in a row, at least you can do so while listening to the soothing sound of Ira Glass's voice.
2. A beard shaping tool because trying to shape your beard freehand is, frankly, the worst idea you've ever had. Accept a little help, save some time, and get that beard lookin' good.
3. A folding board that, if you work in retail, may be your store enemy. But if you're in the comfort of your own home and treating yourself to a neat, organized drawer, is the key to laundry day bliss.
4. A set of miniature spatulas to get every last drop of expensive goop out of your cosmetics bottles without having to get your pinky stuck in the top, resulting in an embarrassing ER visit, worst case scenario.
5. A password journal that will prevent you from having to answer a million security questions in order to reset a password you'll inevitably forget. Sorry mom, but I will never remember your dentist's dog's astrological sign like the computer wants me to.
6. An eyeliner stamp so you can escape the crushing weight you feel on your chest each morning when you remember you need to nail your cat eye application yet again. Now with a stress-free *boop, boop* of the stamp, you're done.
7. A sponge holder that will at least bring you a bit of whimsical joy as you scrub-a-dub-dub at the marinara in your food container — now forever orange — in vain.
8. An Imarku Pro Chef's Knife, because there is nothing more frustrating than trying to chop a carrot with a dull knife while preparing dinner at the end of a long day. ~Cut~ yourself a little slack and invest in a sharp knife.
9. A shopping bag carrier that will spare you multiple trips back and forth from the car after you run errands. Grab all of your bags in one fell swoop and get on with your day.
10. An earwax remover so you don't have to root around in your ear canal with a cotton swab looking for relief, which is...not great! Get rid of years of waxy buildup more quickly *and* more safely with this bottle system.
11. A pair of nail clippers that catch all of your trimmings so in completing one annoying task, you don't create a second: gathering (hopefully) all of your strewn about nail clippings.
12. Wrinkle releaser spray, because if you're anything like me, you've decided that you love yourself enough to never so much as look at an iron again...but still want to look profesh.
13. Or a standing steamer if your iron-avoiding budget is a little higher and you want to pretend like you're on the set of a photoshoot every morning.
14. A ridiculously absorbant microfiber hair turban that'll get your hair dry a LOT quicker than a regular towel. It'll cut annoying blow drying time from 25 minutes down to five, which is a gift from above.
15. A bottle of pet earwax cleaner to make the dreaded cleaning time quick, much to the relief of both you and your pup.
16. A pair of bedsheet suspenders so you don't explode in a rage the next time your fitted sheet escapes from under the mattress — one more time would certainly be the last straw!
17. A sock-pairing device that will prevent the heartbreak of losing a sock in the wash. Learn to trust again, and rest assured that your socks are together forever.
18. A Chom Chom pet hair roller, because although pets are the greatest, they come with some hairy, hard-to-clean consequences. After just a few rolls with the chomster — voilà — you've reclaimed your spot on the couch.
19. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets that will rescue any grimy tumblers you certainly thought were doomed to be yucky forever. With tablets like these, there's no such thing as "too far gone."
20. A peace of mind planner so just in case something happens, all of your information and wishes are located in one convenient place. Gathering the important documents and info on your own could be VERY intimidating, but this journal-style book will help prompt you!
21. An Aerogarden for turning your previously plant-killing thumb into a green one. This device will keep herbs alive and well in your own home without you — ya know — having to be responsible. 🙃
22. A stainless steel "soap" bar that will eliminate the need to wash your hands upwards of ten times after chopping garlic just to START to get rid of the smell.
23. A John Frieda Hot Air Brush, because you basically need to go to beauty school to give yourself a decent blowout with a round brush and a hair dryer. BUT with the dryer and brush combined into one powerful tool, at-home blowouts are *actually* achievable for plebs like you and me.
24. A watermark-removing cloth so you don't have to start a family feud every time your sister puts a glass down on your table without a coaster. Maybe if you get her some passive aggressive coasters as a gift she'll finally get the hint.
25. A pack of silver polish wipes that makes polishing a one-step and one-tool process. Think of all the time Mr. Carson from Downton Abbey could have saved if he'd had these.
26. A Clorox toilet cleaning kit so you can all stay a safe wand's length away from the action when you finally get up the gumption to scrub the throne.
27. A makeup brush shampoo that makes washing brushes so easy, you'll actually become the kind of person who does it regularly. Hey, look at me — I believe in you.
28. A set of packing cubes to keep all of your clothing separated into categories during long trips. I truly never thought a neat suitcase was in the cards for me, but once I got them, I was transformed into a tidy icon.
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